so yeah switched classes on monday. now i have
Architecture Math English French Art History Team Handball
dear lord team handball is win
also today i went to the local record store and they had every single muse album and most radiohead albums on vinyl. amazing.
OK, so I was Tommy from Rugrats, and it was during WWII, and I was sent to a slave labor camp. For some reason I was building a tennis court, but it looked like a mini golf course. It had like two inch high walls on each side and I was all "we need taller walls," so me and the guy that was running the camp left on a school bus to get new walls. We stopped at some sort of restaurant in the middle of the desert and I ran off down the highway. He gave chase for a while but eventually gave up.
So
> You are now the BOSTWIK SQUID. You are a man of unparalleled GIRTH. Ladies think they can change you and men want to be you. Your thumbs-up strong, your women many. You are currently residing in your absolutely balling MANSION.
> What do you do?
WOW WHAT A [You must filter obscene words completely. -Shine] WASTE OF TIME
> However, in your haste to get the gun out of your throat, you forget to keep the lights off. They turn back on.
> What now?
> I speak for everyone, ever, that that sentence makes no sense and is an illogical command. It is bad and you should feel bad.
> Meanwhile, you have opened up your inventory and taken a look. It appears you have one gun, a small key, a health potion, a flashlight and an empty slot.
> What do you do?
> Frustrated with the danged thing, you pull out your official police issued taser and have at it.
> You pull the taser up to the ringing piece of debauchery (does that mean anything? I don't really know LOL) and let it know who's boss.
> The lights go out. The phone must have thought it was boss. And it probably was. Well now you're knee-deep, aren't ya?
> What do you do?
> "Please tell me the story, old man!! "
> "Really, you mean it?" he asks. He obviously didn't expect this. "Well, if you're sure..."
You are now Unnamed Old Man
> You were a strapping young man. You were a policeman, and a dang good one, at that.
> Suddenly, your phone rings. You have been up late drinking reading and didn't expect a call at this hour.
> You try to ignore it, but it keeps ringing, seemingly getting louder and louder. You're not sure wh
> In a final effort to regain his trust, you shout "I will love you forever, babe". The man seems a bit startled at first, but it seems he slowly begins to trust you. He asks you if you'd like to hear his story.
> What do you say?
