Thank you, Wikipedia, for reminding me of that. I had completely forgotten today existed.
Fitting coincidence that I watched the Doctor Who episode of the same name yesterday...
Once, there was a lone Matoran who lived in the middle of a vast desert. His only source of water was a tiny creek which passed by his hut. Every day he prayed to Mata Nui to send him more water, but it never came. Day after day he struggled with his life, trying to conserve as much water as possible.
One day, he woke up to a terrible noise. The Great Cataclysm had struck. Earthquakes and thunderstorms ravaged the whole of the universe. As he looked to the horizon, all he could could do was g
After lunch today, I suddenly had a great idea: The Lhikevikk Cactus Factory. It would sell artificial cacti for only $499.99 an ounce. It would be a small brick building, utterly featureless save for a small glass door. Inside would be a dark space, lit only by the light through the door, containing nothing but a small hatch on the floor. Customers would open the hatch and climb down a swimming pool-type ladder into a brightly lit underground chamber.
This is the exciting part. The chamber w
My stinger-tail henchman, Gornt, has advised that I conduct a survey to determine who are my mindless slaves and who are (ugh) individuals.
I followed his noble advice and posted this ultimatum.
Then I killed him with a plasma blast.
Even tough it took me forever, I beat the Windows Vista slide-puzzle Gadget in only 5 seconds.
If you pester me enough I'll tell the secret, but anyways, I'm really proud of it.
EDIT: Also I just learned that Ice Warrior is a post rank. The only thing more awesome than that would be if Weeping Angel were a rank too. B)
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Annoyed yet? Annoyed because it's about as logical as calling Luke, Han, Chewie and Leia "Star Warses?"
Then I have a treat for you...
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A huge dove with its chest ripped open.
And she brought it behind the sofa and was played with it until we found out.
I chucked it back out, of course. She's happily shredding it to bits.
Nope, not taking pics. Don't even ask for any.
