...and why I might not be around too much for a day or two.
Basically, my dad is overhauling my computer. So, technical diffuclties might insue, blah blah yadda blah yadda yadda.
Just warning you.
No, this isn't a Premier Week blog.
This is a real premier blog. 8D
I got premiership for my birthday.
And if you're reading this to learn about my "life"...
You'd get more info from a coloring book.
Now watch in horror as I flood your mind with nonsense. 8D
My stinger-tail henchman, Gornt, has advised that I conduct a survey to determine who are my mindless slaves and who are (ugh) individuals.
I followed his noble advice and posted this ultimatum.
Then I killed him with a plasma blast.
I'm not telling.
But let's just say that being alone (except for my mom) on a beach were the "sand" was razor-sharp seashell fragments and the waters had hospital waste floating in them was quite exciting.
Especially when we were stung by miniature jellyfish. (Very painful, but not very poisonous.)
When the people fear the government, it is tyranny.
When the government fears the people, it is liberty.
When the government and the people both fear each other, both of them need counseling.
You know the Google ads, right? That banner up there? ^^^ (You won't see it now, they don't appear in the blogs.)
I saw one advertising a Twilight quiz.
Even though I know nothing, noooooooooooooooooothing* about Twilight, it doesn't look very popular here.
Beware the anti-Twilight mob that shall arise.
*yay for Hogan's Heroes references
On an unrelated note, what should I change my name to now? Preferably something containing Lhikevikk, though I will not accept any variations on the name itself. (Also, how do I mark all comment in my blog as "read"?) EDIT: Apparently wishing for something makes it happen. Huh. (iwishihadaponyandapotofgoldandsomeicecreamandashinynewcarandalasergunandaspaceshipandatoenailclippingand...)