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Rules Of The Blog

Have been added in a new content block.   Obey them.   Or else Sumi and KK17 are comin' after ya. And they bring death.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Look What The Cat Dragged In

A huge dove with its chest ripped open.   And she brought it behind the sofa and was played with it until we found out.   I chucked it back out, of course. She's happily shredding it to bits.   Nope, not taking pics. Don't even ask for any.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Bang That's Big

Finally got to watch The Big Bang.   I. LOVED IT.   And Steven Moffat just had to leave two of the four big mysteries of this series unanswered. (Not sure whether to love or hate that, though.) At least the Doctor actually brought those questions up, instead of making the viewers go, "Wait, what the heck was this and that all about?"   (Even with the month-long delay, I still got to watch it before you, Gornt Angel Bob. )

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Sanity

Judge me by my sanity, do you? Hmmph.   Allow me to state that I am insane. A truly insane person would not think themselves insane, so as I have just stated that I am insane, it stands to reason that I am not insane. However, by disproving my insanity, I deny that I am insane, so the possibilty still remains that I am indeed insane. A person can either be sane or insane, there is no other alternative because if one is not sane, by definition they are insane. If one is not insane, by definition

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Secret Of Immortality

If one is dead, they are not living.   Living is the opposite of dying.   But if one is dead, they are not dying, because they are already dead.   If one is dying, they cannot be dead, because to be dead they have to have already died.   If one is dying, they cannot be living, either, because living is the opposite of dying.   There are two states of being. One is living or one is dead, there is no third option.   If one is living, they cannot be dying, if one is dead, they cannot be dying

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Staff Should Totally Do This

Imagine the epicness of this name-change prank (still working on who's who, kthxbai):   We're no strangers to love (Electric Turahk) You know the rules and so do I (Zeddy) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of (Adventurer) You wouldn't get this from any other guy (Hahli Husky) I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand...   We've known each other for so long (Smeagol4) Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it (Than: Matoran of Anger) Inside we both

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

My Birthday

-I miss being a kid ._. -GET FASTER, BZP [kicks server] -can someone explain to me what's so different about today -I fail to see a COT topic in my honour, but who cares I'm a non-conformist -my, the things I'll do to eat fish custard -note to self: to let a fly out of a moving vehicle, open window, not door -note to self: to let yourself out of a stationary vehicle, exit through door, not window -I got a cracked toenail for my birthday 8D -homeschool starts tomorrow, possibly last year

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Blog Name Change

because i was bored   ill change back if you bother me enough   this may or may not be the product of that frappucino i drank earlier   im kinda caffeine-intolerent

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Attention Everyone

Recruit for April Fools, and please join if you're Premier.   Just a few more are needed to make it work, but we need as many as we can.   RECRUIT!

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Shocking Truth About Billy Mays' Death

(I'd do Michael Jackson and Ted Kennedy but we've got every other tabloid to cover them anyway.)   The V Report: The W. "B." Mays Casefile Compiled by: Matthew W. w/ info gathered by Andrew T. and Joseph C. Date/Time/Location of incident: 7:45 AM, 28/06/09, Tampa, Florida Type of incident: Unexplained Death   According to news reports, William Darrel "Billy" Mays, Jr. died of heart disease on June 28, 2009. But according to Billy Mays fact #98,725, Mays had no heart. He had a Tesla resonato

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

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