You will not use the Suporma
You will not question the existence of the Apple of Enlightenment
You will not steal from the Egg and Banana Stand
You will not covet the Zombie Chick
You will not covet your neighbor's Sword of Kings
You will not neglect your Exit Mouse
You will not fear the Photo Man
You will not abuse your Rock Candy
I see a deep darkness
And a distant town
Murmurs of unknown words
Slowly wander around
Gather up the sadness
Of the young lost child
Hope remains within his heart
As he sets out
No matter where I am
I will still be your life
I will bring you peace again
A warm-hearted moment
And a warm-hearted dream
Simply close your eyes and rest
And once more you'll see
I can glimpse the smile
Of that long lost child
There is no reason why or how
But it's there even now
If I call
Well, see, there are these people.
They've all got a lot of mental issues.
Well, most of them die. And...I think there's a moral in there somewhere.
End.
...
*sniff* That story gets me every time...
It's the saddest chapter in all of the Lord of the Rings.
I mean, why does the poor Balrog have to die?
After all, out of every Lord of the Rings character, the Balrog only comes second to Nob in the complexity of his thoughts and motivations. It's a shame he got killed off just when we were getting to know him.
Hinawa ;_;
Probably no one knows what I'm talking about, but ah well.
Hmm, I just noticed my blog has a 4-star rating, or rather, a rating at all. Nifty.
I sit beside the fire and think
Of all that I have seen,
Of meadow-flowers and butterflies
In summers there have been;
Of yellow leaves and gossamer
In autumns that there were,
With morning mist and silver sun
And wind upon my hair.
I sit beside the fire and think
Of how the world will be
When winter comes without a spring
That I shall ever see.
For still there are so many things
That I have never seen:
In every wood in every spring
There is a different green.
I sit besid
Through ice and through fire
A wilderness of stone
With dreams and desires
I have come alone
Seeking the answers
Only you could know
Show me the wisdom of the world
Tell me the secrets of the heart
And the sweet mysteries of love
Come fill my eyes with visions
So that I may see
Reveal the ancient powers
Whisper them to me
Here I stand before you
Ready to receive
Show me the wisdom of the world
Tell me the secrets of the heart
And the sweet mysteries of love
Does a place
Yup, so I've got a tortoise who lives in my backyard. He's lived there for around 2 and a half years, but he doesn't really have a name yet, besides "The Turtle" because turtle sounds better than tortoise. So, here he is.
1 out of 10 people actually know what they're talking about.
And 9.9 out of 11 people are indifferent to this statistic.
Then again, 2 out of 3 statistics are made up on the spot.
So...wait...what?
Abridged, that is.
But anyways, I saw it. That was one insane play. Some of my favorite parts would have to be:
"Then Shakespeare invaded Poland."
"I had a weird dream last night. We were in our first performance, and we were doing pretty well, but then we realized we hadn't read most of the plays we were performing...and the audience knew more about them then we did...so we were just making it up as we went along..."
"Die, you incestuous, murderous, cross-dressing beast!"
Old Tom Bombadil
Is a merry fellow
Bright blue his jacket is
And his boots are yellow!
Tom. Shut up.
-Beorc
But seriously, doesn't anyone else find Tom Bombadil incredibly irritating?
Woo hoo, I got it today. So far I've:
Attacked a chihauhau with a coyote
Summoned Leviathan and the Kraken to battle (Kraken won)
Given a cow Mad Cow Disease
Mind controlled Cthulhu and rode him
Killed off everyone with Death
Had Longcat defeat Rick Astley
Discovered what happens when you type in "your mom"
Battled my evil twin
Set off several nukes, although killing myself in the process
And I haven't even left the title screen yet.
Now, this entry was originally going to have another point to it, but I forgot what that was. So good morning/whenever you're reading this, and just remember:
He's always watching.
Gandalf has about ten different great quotes all together in this chapter. Seriously.
"So now, when its master was awake once more and sending out his dark thought from Mirkwood, the Ring abandoned Gollum. Only to be picked up by the most unlikely unperson imaginable: Bilbo from the Shire! Behind that there was something else at work, beyond any design of the Ring-maker. I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you also
Well, I've decided to read the Lord of the Rings for the second time, so expect comments about it on occasion.
The only other person in my family that's read it is my 19-year-old sister. Everyone else finds it too dull. =\
