Whoever guesses the riddle first gets a prize!
Let's say there is a 10 mile long bridge that can only hold 10 tons. Not 1 ounce more. If any more gets onto the bridge, it collapses.
Let's say there is a truck that enters the bridge weighing exactly 10 tons. Half way across, a bird lands on the bridge, and it doesn't collapse. Why?
(This isn't some crazy mathematical weight thing. Trust me, you'll facepalm when you hear the answer)
.:Shadix:.
Ok, over the time that elapsed yesterday, I have enough content for oh, 4, maybe 5 blog posts. I mean, good, interesting content, not "lolz i wen to a nazcar rac yesterdai lolzz". The kind of content that impressed me, and that's pretty awesome stuff. So, how would you like me to tell you guys the stuff I saw? You guys would for sure be interested, at least in most of it. Do you want one, big post or several, smaller posts over several days or several posts over several hours or all back to back
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"Hey, I've got an idea!"
"Be nice to it. It's a long ways from home."
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One day, Hitler went to a fortune teller to see how his future would provail.
The fortune teller said, "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
Hitler was like , then said "How can you be sure of this?"
"Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
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Son: "Dad, do you think men have more sense once they've married?"
Dad: "Yes, but it's too late then."
Yeah, here is a first group of jokes. I've got a whole
A Beautiful hay field, is an EMPTY hay field.
So yeah, we just finished loading all 220 hay bales from our small alfalfa field... aside from the time a couple years back when it was late July and we had 350 bales, this was the hardest. Not only were the bales not all alfalfa (weeds, cheat grass, other grasses etc), but they weren't tight like most of ours are. The strings should be tight so it keeps the whole bale together. Some were somewhat snug, while others... were what we called "Slags
1. A good pencil with a terrible eraser
2. An excellent comic that runs out of panels before the punchline
3. Spending $100 on everyone for Christmas then someone gloats that one of their gifts was worth $300
4. "Lego is for little kids"
5. "You're a homeschooler? So is this the first time you're had to interact with people?"
-S
>Bathroom doors that won't close.
>Puppies eating my Lego pieces.
>Small, screaming children.
>People who take the emoticon too seriously.
>People's blogs who I've favved that don't blog much at all.
Plus...
5 things that take a lot of nerve to do:
>Letting a 6-year-old play with your new Meltdown and Furno.
>Powerwashing your rabbit room
>Being assigned to haul your 120 pound dog into a small enclosed area that has bitten at your Dad.
>Making yourself l
1. Y'know when your cat kneads on you? Especially your stomach? He's not working with his paws; he's feeling for weak vital organs.
2. If they spray litter out of the litter box, they aren't stupid. They're practicing for burying bodies.
3. Don't even look away during a staring contest with a cat. If you do they'll think you're weak and may attack you.
4. If they bring you a dead animal like a mouse or bird, it's not a gift, it's a WARNING.
Night Fury
Credit to WayFM for where I heard t
You would not believe what I went through to get this picture onto the internet...
[Me standing by hole 20 and holding my Star Valkyrie, 168g, which just made the putt]
But there I am. Sorry for the low quality. My Mom was going to take a photo on her Droid which is easy to take off but it was glitching out. So my Dad took a photo and we planned to send it to my Mom. Well, we forgot, and my Dad just got his phone deactivated for a new Droid. Which means you can't send texts or get online w
Yay, I'm 15 years old today!
So yeah, I bet I'm one of the very few people who on their birthday are looking forward to diving into the cattail marsh nearby our Disc Golf course. I'm hunting for my Valkyrie. And maybe for more discs others have lost in there
*birthday toot*
Night Fury
Also, was I the only one who couldn't get on BZP at all this morning?
No lie, that's me, Mr. 6-foot-1-inches-or-so Shadix out there holding the Sunflower plant. And there are probably taller ones around here somewhere.
-S
I just got my 10th hot topic today. It rocks. I don't even remember all of my hot topics for sure, but I remember enough to know that I've got 10. B)
Oh and this blog just know cleared the 1000 comment line
Featured Member Spotlight!!! what a day for me! B)
Thanks to:
Brickeens
Ardros
For letting me know about the Spotlight
EDIT: WTK! I won the contest! This has got to be one of the more climatic days for me on BZP...
-S
Hey everyone! I'm starting a new sigthingy. It's called the 10 Days of Win. Each day I post a new picture in my sig that has some epic win involved. Like right now, it's a kitten peeking out of a window with a sniper. And for the next... actually 9 days, including today, there will be more awesome pictures like that. So keep your eyes open. B)
You guys should think of something! Like... the 10 Days of Fail or 30 Days of Chuck Norris jokes or... whatever you want. We all should totally start a
Well, today I went about 60 miles east to visit a friend who does rabbit showing, like we do. We arrived early to the spot, and as we're driving around the parking lot to find a shady spot (Rabbits need shade!) I spot a black object on the ground. After looking at it harder, it looks a fuzz like a billfold. So we drive over there, pick it up and IT IS. Not only that, but it had her drivers license, credit cards, cash, gift cards, and SOCIAL SECURITY CARD. So yeah, we called the number up and she
Goodbye, my fair fellows. Today is the end of my time here on BZP. That is, until next Thursday. This afternoon is jam packed with 4H, then tomorrow morning I'm shooting most of the day. I may be on that afternoon a little bit, but who knows. Then on Sunday, I shoot all morning then promply leave for camp, from which I will get home on Thursday. So yeah, feel free to PM me and post and stuff, but don't expect replies til Thursday.
On a side note: You guys should totally PM me while I'm gone.
Wow, it's been a while. Finally BZP is back. Seems as if I deleted my recent blog post accidentally XD So yeah, glad BZPower is back and I'll be resuming Twisted here shortly. I'm getting an Adobe package for my laptop here very soon (as in purchased, en route) and will begin making them again. To ease your minds, here's part of Twisted comic #1 script: Panel 5: Shadix: “Thylon and the gang are getting together at Kyo’s place and we’re invited, want to come?" Ehthak: “Umm...I’d...sorta..
Here ya go, one big post. If everyone else really hates this, lemme know. Kthxbai.
Not really bye.
Anyways, to story #1:
My Dad and I have been lightly dabbling in working of foreclosed homes. Mowing the lawn, picking up trash, etc. And we get paid seriously good for it in most jobs. Other jobs, it's only ok pay (imagine mowing through foot-tall, extremely dense grass for an hour in 100 degree weather, knowing full well that the backyard is where the hard mowing is). One thing this co
