With a philosophical flourish, Cato throws himself upon his sword; I take to blogging.
Perhaps I should introduce myself. In this capacity I operate under the moniker "Smeagol4." I permit identification via various related epithets such as "Smeagol," "Smeag," and the like. I have so many nicknames in my non-virtual life, it seems only fitting that such things have sprung in my digital existence as well. I draw my alias from the pages of the late John Ronald Reuel Tolkien's incredible uni