ALLOW ME TO DESCRIBE TO YOU THE SANDWICH I AM EATING
INSTEAD OF BREAD OR A BUN IT HAS TWO WHOLE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES
BETWEEN THESE ARE A SEASONED HAMBURGER PATTY, MELTED CHEESE, BACON, AND FRENCH FRIES
NEVER BEFORE HAVE I EXPERIENCED SUCH JOY
It is with deep sorrow that we must inform you that the person known as "Smeagol4" is deceased.
The cause of death was an accidental suicide. "Smeagol4" was attempting to utilize a type of gattling gun called a "cordak blaster." He did not exercise proper safety protocol, and the dangerous weapon backfired, killing him instantly.
When informed of the death, BZP Administrator Black Six murmured "Drag, isn't it?" When prompted for more, he commented "Eh, he was lazy; we'll manage in
This is what I did in Shakespeare class today. I also took five pages of relevant notes, but this was more fun.
Ben Johnson: Shakespeare you should write a city comedy!
Shakespeare: Johnson, please, I am so much better than that
Marcellus: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
Horatio: Yeah, I ran out of deodorant
Hamlet: Oh hey look a ghost
Panel one
Shakespeare, to his wife: So when I die I'm going to leave you my second-favourite bed
Panel two
(awkward pause)
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Building a MOC or making a drawing of a female character?
Remember this stuff -
1. Women's hips are generally the same width as their shoulders. This is in contrast to men, whose shoulders are broader than their hips.
2. Women have two, distinct breasts, not one contiguous unit.
3. Breasts are affected by gravity. They aren't just floating there, or growing forward (and certainly not upward); they basically grow downward and outward from each other. A good Bionicle point of ref
There's this thing about airplanes.
See, they fly. Which means they go up in the air. Like, with nothing on the ground.
And if you're a passenger, you are inside it. Which means you're, like, in the air. Your feet are totally not on the ground or on anything that is on the ground. At all.
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Hold me
HOW TO COMPOSE AN EARLY BEATLES SONG: Choose three chords to repeat over and over. Let George do a 15-second solo if he's having a good day. Sing about love. HOW TO COMPOSE A LATE BEATLES PAUL MCCARTNEY SONG:Play a bunch of pretty chords on the piano. Let George do some guitar stuff in the background, but on low volume. Pretend your lyrics make sense. HOW TO COMPOSE A LATE BEATLES JOHN LENNON SONG:Make a slow or mid-tempo guitar piece. Let George do a 60-second solo if he's having a good day. Do
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GUYS I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING A REALLY LONG WAY AWAY (CHRONOLOGICALLY) AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I WILL MAKE IT THAT LONG WITHOUT EXPLODING BUT SOMEHOW I WILL AND GUYS IT'S GONNA BE SO AWESOME!!
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Do you not like me, hate me, or find fault with things I do or have done?
With whatever means you most prefer (leaving a comment here, PMing me, IMing me, et cetera), please explain why so that I may strive to improve or rectify any misunderstandings.
So, the other day I built this MOC. It was just a simple little house made from Lego bricks; I made it by stacking the bricks on top of each other, interlocking the studs.
But then Ole Kirk Christiansen called me up and was like "Dude, you totally ripped me off. I invented that way of building. Blatant rip-off."
Is this absurd, y/n?
