Yeah, you got it. This is the most accurate picture of me, ever portrayed by mankind. Ready?
ME!
Like it? Good.
Bye guys... I know you can't stand it...
Once, three twin sharks were born together. Unfortunately, unlike most stories of this type, the context was not so great. You see, sharks are born knowing how to hunt, and their first instinct is to hunt their own kind. Soon, The one little shark was brotherless.
P.S. Ha ha. fooled you. They would have to be triplets.
I had a swim clinic an hour away today, so I went to church, then drove over, stopped by to see my cousin at the VA who was in a coma, ate lunch with my aunt, and then went to the clinic. It was awesome!!!!! I can finally do butterfly again; the lanes were over 2 feet wide.
Did I mention that the clinic was run by two Olympic gold medalists?
P.S.
Gosh, I forgot what I was going to say.
See ya!
Well, remember that guitar that I pretty much never got? Well, it finally came today after 6-8 weeks plus ohhh...... about 80. XD Well I finally got it, and it's not quite as cruddish as I had expected. Besides the fact that it has an image of Nuparu plastered onto it, it's pretty cool actually. It has extra string, a 10 foot cord, a treble-bass-rhythm pick-up switch, a tuner, volume controls (wow.......), and a strap. Yay. Pretty elementary, but I expected less. Oh yes. It comes with no
It's the last day of school right? So today we played Guitar Hero II and DDR. But the best things was Karaoke Revolution (tsk tsk...). I scored 28,000 out of 30,000 on Material Girl by Madonna. Scary, eh?
I haven't posted a real blog entry in a while, but I'll post one now. Ha.
I had my state swim meet this weekend, it was cool. Besides backstroke, I had lots of fun. (relatively...) I cut of .3 seconds on my 50 freestyle, .5 seconds on the 100 back, and I cut off 64 seconds on the 100 free.
It's actually true, according to the records. I had some wacked-out seed time (2:05) that was quite obviously not right. I actually ended up cutting off 5 seconds though, so it was good.
OTHER
Woah. I saw Nacho Libre with my friend today. Woah. Really, really weird, I tell you. First of all, don't Nuns have vows of like, anti-marriage? Second, since when did Jack Black wrestle?
Well anyway, at least JB's in it. It's actually pretty dang funny. Insane, yes, but funny.
BTW, did I mention that I downloaded all these "Jack Black on the set of Nacho Libre" podcasts off of iTunes? Really, really funny. If any of you freaks have it, download the podcasts with Jack Black. Very
If you live in the U.S., today is election day. And that means you have to go out and vote! Under 18? Don't let legal age stop you. Because it is your duty as a citizen to vote on this day, whether or not you know anything whatsoever about the candidates! If you can't decide, pick the taller one!
You go do that, while I watch Indecision 2006 tonight.
I started writing camp today, which is more fun than you'd think... It's actually really fun. We have classes in Short Stories, Plays, Feature Articles, Speech Writing (which rocks!), and Poetry (which rocks!). In poetry, we listened to a CD about two guys at a bus stop who start talking about weird words, keep saying them, then hind of create a song out of them. Then I (yes, I) got to direct the "class" in a little "song" made out of 11 weird words we came up with, andI composed it on the sp
I beat the cave of Ordeals, and I got all the Golden Bugs, thus getting the Big Giant Wallet! What now?
Feel free to reply in the most inane manner possible. (HW: Look up "inane" in the dictionary.)
I'm going to swim camp in a few weeks, and my mom is making me swim laps in our friends' pool while they're gone..... It's freezing cold. They almost took my DS away for the summer because I wouldn't start... by then, it got warmer. The thing is, I took off from swimming for the summer. So you know.... Yeah, whatever...
My mom's gone at some party... I'm supposed to be reading... I'll read in a sec. I guess I'll end this entry....
Good Night, and Good News.
Ich mag Sachen in deutsche verwendende crud-ish Übersetzer online übersetzen. Es ist wirklich Spaß Wußten Sie daß, wenn Nehmen zu viel Lamisil, Sie Ihre Zehennägel herunterfallen lassen kann?
Did you know that the star of the movie barnyard is a bull with an udder? Just thought I'd let you know.....
And now for something completely different.
I like Cocoa Puffs.
Well, I'm off on vacation again. Wow. I'm only home one ou tof three weeks? Well, whatever. Get o see my cousins, one of which I haven't seen in like 7 or 8 years. So goood.
Well anyway, I jus finished art camp.... did this awesome painting of this... cool dead tree. But the teacher said it was really good. RAY AND LK, I WILL GIVE YOU THE PLAY EVENTUALLY.
So long! See y'all.... Like the Monday after next.
I'm writing from my Wii again.
So last night, we went over to my friend's house, and brought the Wii. It was fun... Everyone loved it, but my friend's dad said I would grow up to play like a Wiinie.
OTHER NEWS:
I have to clean my room today.
And read Night by Wednesday. (School starts back on Wednesday.)
See ya!
So I have to apply for early review admission for high school by Wednesday. That's right, applying for high school. My school district is awesome that way. I'm trying to get into a really hard program, so wish me luck!
Well, I have to clean a lot today... I mowed our lawn, and we sorted clothes and stuff.... how boring.
I played my DS some.... got more star coins on NSMB......
Now I'm going swimming, to get ready for swim camp. At least I don't have practice this summer....
Anyway, now that my brain's actually working, I'll just say that I'm going to see A Prarie Home Companion (The Movie) tonight. If you listen to the show, you'll know that it's one of the funniest shows on the radio. I'll be wat
How'd I drop from 5 to 4 stars? That's a bit unfair....
Anyway, got lots of homework, so can't say much.
I watched Napoleon Dynamite again last night. Funny, of course.
And....
I ate a bowl of frosted shredded wheat today. XD
THE TELEVISION REMOTE
Once upon a time,
I met a remote.
He tried to turn me on.
And oh my gosh, he did.
THE BABY REMOTE
AND, I think we'll stop right there.
