My unexplained absence may have caused one to think that I no longer even cared about my blog. Well one would be wrong.
May I just say, thank you to the BZP admins for giving this feature to everyone, because I like it. A lot. XD
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Man I wish I could reset my rating. Some people just like to hate.
Well anyway, as this is my first blog entry in a number of unaccounted months, I would like the shout out about the most exciting non-political-related happening since my last entr
In my plot to be the most innovative quiz-maker in the history of the planet Earth, I have devised yet ANOTHER new quiz. I call it...
THE GUESSING QUIZ!!!!!!!
It's called the guessing quiz, because you have to guess the question that you're supposed to give the answer to.
Happy Guessing!
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This is how it works: There's a message stuck in there. Between each letter in the actual sentece, you'll find a bunch of meaningless letters. The message is based on the graph of 2^x; The first letter
Please, please don't vote for Sanjaya. Something is clearly wrong, in that everyone is voting for him. He's got barely any talent at all.
If you do vote for him, I'll compare you to this:
Picture removed because it eventually disturbed me and I think it disturbs everyone else. ~~~~~~NiD!!!~~~
You've been warned.
lawl, i said lawl
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I'm back in school. Wah. I have state testing coming up in the next few weeks. That's, believe it or not, one of my favorite times of year, not because it's intriguing or even mildly interesting in the least, because believe me, it's not. But it is one of my favorite times of year, because testing means....
NO HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My new personal photo has "handsome" written all over it.
That's actually me.
That red-headed kid I post pictures of all the time is actually Shaun White. He's my house servant.
The feedback to my theory was overwhelming. I'm glad you liked it.
Now, for a short story:
Once upon a time, there was a duck. He had no name, since this story is too short for a name to be of any particular significance.
I'm testing out this theory-- I call it the Stop Making Sense Makes Sense Theory. Don't ask about the name. I've theorized that, if we all stopped making sense, all 7 billion of us on this planet, all at the same time, it would suddenly make sense, because everyone's doing it. For example, when you see all of your friends on their heads, wearing panty hose on their heads and sunglasses on their feet, and they are waiting in line to jump off a cliff, as you watch each of your friends jump off
Interesting question. The answer is yes. I tried taking on the Oregon Trail without buying clothes (My friend told me that if you go without clothes, you'll have enough money to buy another ox.) I took said friend's advice, and froze to death before Independence Rock.
[An intelligent answer for an intelligent question]
So, what's up guys? Dead? Alive? Any new nose jobs?
Say, I've been thinking about pulling a Michael Jackson. Meaning a nose job, not meaning bleaching my skin. My
I haven't posted a real blog entry in a while, but I'll post one now. Ha.
I had my state swim meet this weekend, it was cool. Besides backstroke, I had lots of fun. (relatively...) I cut of .3 seconds on my 50 freestyle, .5 seconds on the 100 back, and I cut off 64 seconds on the 100 free.
It's actually true, according to the records. I had some wacked-out seed time (2:05) that was quite obviously not right. I actually ended up cutting off 5 seconds though, so it was good.
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If you were wondering about the answer to that question, the answer is yes. I'm perfect in every way-- so perfect, in fact, that I don't have to I disagree with this original content. (Oh, sorry... Didn't mean to offend anyone... -NID) in order to keep all my self esteem. (And a bit of ego, maybe... )
If any of you disagree, I'll..... fight you! XD
If I gave you a hypothetical sack of stones, with a hypothetically infinite supply of stones, and you saw a hypothetical flock of birds sitting on a hypothetical power line, would you kill two birds with one stone or one bird with two stones? If you really think about it, the people who came up with the phrase "Two Birds With One Stone" were probably just lunkheads looking to become famous, because everyone knows that when you have a hypothetically infinite supply of stones, there's no real poi
