Darn, I didn't get that Tickle-Me Elmo I wanted.....
So, Merry Not Christmas everyone! Yesterday was great. My parents pretty much ignored my wish list, but I got a new road bike with carbon parts (est. $1000), a new flat-panel wide-screen HDTV, a guitar amp that didn't work, a fake rip-off of DDR built into some light-up toy, and some money.
We're gonna sell the cruddish DDR, and my sister and I are going to put our money together to buy a Wii today. You'd think they'd all be gone, bu
Okay everybody- I have just closed my art topic, which you probably didn't notice anyway. But it is only temporary; I am creating a new one. I am thinking about, along with this new art topic (which will feature more abstract styles), adding a new rating system, in which a member PMs me with their ratings, 1 through 5, for all of my art. I will post the averages next to each piece. What do you all think?
P.S. My grillz kooler then yers.
Obviously, nitrogen powered quizzes aren't powerful enough. So this quiz is powered on 100% hydrogenated vegetable oil. YAYZLES!
1. What rhymes with duck?
2. What rhymes with fgfgslkjflgfjg;glkfsd;gmfgjsjgdflskbg?
3. What makes a better grill-- bleu cheese or limberger?
4. Which BZP member puts the "P" in Cockroach?
5. What's Your Favorite Color? (Answer very carefully.)
I'll post the answers after a few replies.
DID YOU KNOW...........
That if you mix eggnog with pink Smarties and stir them together for five minutes, periodically adding cinnamon, you will grow long fluffy purple ears when you drink it?
HINT: Try adding gun powder for some extra zazz.
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THE TELEVISION REMOTE
Once upon a time,
I met a remote.
He tried to turn me on.
And oh my gosh, he did.
THE BABY REMOTE
AND, I think we'll stop right there.
FFVII: Advent Children.......
It was at some points great, and at others completely depressing. The climatic action scenes were great, but the movie progressed extremely slowly, it was repetitive, and worst of all, the script was awful and the female voices (and some effeminate male voices) were terrible. It was like Star Wars Episode I all over again. Ugh...... The 4 stars, I can now see, were taken solely from a few great scenes. Oh well.....
Hey, check out my new profile pic!
I beat Final Fantasy IV yet another time.
And by gosh, I'm gonna need to get FFVI.
And guess what else-- We rented FFVII: Advent Children. Hopefully, I'll get to watch it today.
Man, I hope I get the two Black Mages CDs for Christmas.
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If you're weirded out by over-exposure to Final Fantasy, I'm sorry.
I think I'll go bug Turakii now.
So I had a swim meet Saturday. It was at my home swimming pool... and you know, we have really small lanes and no starting blocks. But I ended up getting just half a second over my best time on 100 Breaststroke, only two tenths of a second over my best on 50 free, and A SECOND OFF on my 100 backstroke! (I hate backstroke.....) So I'm happy. And the kid I narrowly beat in every race had pecs like THIS BIG-- (stretches arms wide...). So he looked like a 14-year old clone of John Basedow. Sc
It's the last day of school right? So today we played Guitar Hero II and DDR. But the best things was Karaoke Revolution (tsk tsk...). I scored 28,000 out of 30,000 on Material Girl by Madonna. Scary, eh?
Well guess what? It's Saturday, and I have nothing to do! So I tried learning to actually PLAY THE GUITAR... And the video that came witth it is so boring, I can't believe it! I guess I'll go eat or something...
Well, remember that guitar that I pretty much never got? Well, it finally came today after 6-8 weeks plus ohhh...... about 80. XD Well I finally got it, and it's not quite as cruddish as I had expected. Besides the fact that it has an image of Nuparu plastered onto it, it's pretty cool actually. It has extra string, a 10 foot cord, a treble-bass-rhythm pick-up switch, a tuner, volume controls (wow.......), and a strap. Yay. Pretty elementary, but I expected less. Oh yes. It comes with no
Bonjour toulemonde. J'aime parler francais maitenant. Mais j'aime parler anglais aussi. Tu ne fait pas parler francais? C'est tres mauvais.
Oh well.
P.S.
Kohaku told me to post a translation:
Hi guys! I like speaking French right now. But I like speaking English also. You don't speak French? That's very bad.
I just got accepted into the Math Science and Technology program at my choice school. Which is REALLY good. It's really hard to get into, and believe it or not it's one of the top high schools in the nation. So now I'm excited-- though Science Fair is required in this program, and the Science Fair is really rigorous. So that's the bad part. But still, I got in!
Sorry I couldn't be on for so long. Homework.
I just beat FFIII! The ending was awesome-- a lot more satisfying than that of FFIV--- And every last speck of the game was brilliant. The 3D rendering of the game was perfect, and I'm sure all the fans loved it. I hope they do more games like this, because I sold my soul to it.
Other News.....
I'm now a grandmama, hear? *sniff* My grandbaby was born at 6:30 this mornin'. He weighed 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and *sniff* he's the cutest patootie you ever saw in your life. I'll post pictu
I just beat FFIII! The ending was awesome-- a lot more satisfying than that of FFIV--- And every last speck of the game was brilliant. The 3D rendering of the game was perfect, and I'm sure all the fans loved it. I hope they do more games like this, because I sold my soul to it.
Other News.....
I'm now a grandmama, hear? *sniff* My grandbaby was born at 6:30 this mornin'. He weighed 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and *sniff* he's the cutest patootie you ever saw in your life. I'll post pictu
I just beat FFIII! The ending was awesome-- a lot more satisfying than that of FFIV--- And every last speck of the game was brilliant. The 3D rendering of the game was perfect, and I'm sure all the fans loved it. I hope they do more games like this, because I sold my soul to it.
Other News.....
I'm now a grandmama, hear? *sniff* My grandbaby was born at 6:30 this mornin'. He weighed 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and *sniff* he's the cutest patootie you ever saw in your life. I'll post pictu
I'm playing FFIII, and I just got to level 60 with my dragoon/dark knight! (Right now, he's a job level 69 dragoon.) If that confuses you, you probably a) have never played Final Fantasy, and B) should be confused.
OTHE R N EWS.. ... ..
We just finished Frankenstein, and are now reading The Merchant of Venice in English Class! Yay Shakespeare! (Did you know that Shakespeare ripped every single one of his plots of of somebody else, and that people only liked him because he worded things
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So I'm back. I had Thanksgiving Dinner at my grandfather's retirement home, which was OH SO wonderful, as it was served all on a single plate, no seconds, and with plenty of collard greens. (eww...)
I kept talking about them, but my mom made me stop because she said it sounded like I was saying "colored" and our waitress was African American... long story.
So any
