Uggh.... Who told Melvin he had permission to blog? XD
THE BLOG OF MELVIN
August 13, 2006
Gosh. Ray's really ____'d off. XD I turned him back today, and he wasn't at all happy about it. Of course, then he goes complaining to Angry Nid about it.... he must think we're the same person. I can assure you, we are most certainly not. We are completely different... except for the fact that we look exactly the same. XD
Oh my gosh! He needs to stop torturing Ray....
There you ar
You will have to answer six(6) questions. This will decide your fate.... whether you live..... or.... live. XD
1. How do you say "Eskimo" in Swahili?
2. What is Samus Aran's last name? XD
3. What's the best way to fight with a monkey over a sauna?
4. How do you spell "pterodactyl"?
5. Who was the 87th president of the United States?
6. Can I have a cookie?
I can't get enough of these.
I had a swim clinic an hour away today, so I went to church, then drove over, stopped by to see my cousin at the VA who was in a coma, ate lunch with my aunt, and then went to the clinic. It was awesome!!!!! I can finally do butterfly again; the lanes were over 2 feet wide.
Did I mention that the clinic was run by two Olympic gold medalists?
P.S.
Gosh, I forgot what I was going to say.
See ya!
AH-HA!
OWN'D!
QUIZ
1. What is the square root of 147?
2. What is the name of Arnold Swarzenaeger's attorney?
3. Does Arnold Swarzenaeger even have and attorney?
Now come on! I fell into third place!
I'm actually surprised a Moderator voted for me. It's unusual.
But ANYWAY....
Yeah.
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THE BEARD
One day I grew a beard,
And it was very long.
Some people made fun of it,
But they were always wrong.
One day it got stuck,
pinned by a thumbtack.
That is why I cut it off,
And I'll never grow it back.
HI-YAH!
ANd...........................................................
Darn. What the heck was I gonna say? Oh yeaH. mE nOob! Me SpaM!!!!!!!!!\!1111\1\1\1\1\1\11\1\\
And back to..... "normality".
Remember to vote for me. I don't send out hateful political ads, remember that now.
Okay. The new lego magazine disturbs me. Toa Jovan has a "lightning bolt launcher"? I would go with a lightning bolt driver, but a launcher? How exactly does that work? And something else. Vezon was separa
I'm going to swim camp in a few weeks, and my mom is making me swim laps in our friends' pool while they're gone..... It's freezing cold. They almost took my DS away for the summer because I wouldn't start... by then, it got warmer. The thing is, I took off from swimming for the summer. So you know.... Yeah, whatever...
My mom's gone at some party... I'm supposed to be reading... I'll read in a sec. I guess I'll end this entry....
Good Night, and Good News.
Well, I'm off on vacation again. Wow. I'm only home one ou tof three weeks? Well, whatever. Get o see my cousins, one of which I haven't seen in like 7 or 8 years. So goood.
Well anyway, I jus finished art camp.... did this awesome painting of this... cool dead tree. But the teacher said it was really good. RAY AND LK, I WILL GIVE YOU THE PLAY EVENTUALLY.
So long! See y'all.... Like the Monday after next.
On one strange night in 1672, a Great Plains Indian named Squatting Poodle was sitting outside of his tepee when something very peculiar happened. The Great Eagle Spirit swooped out of the sky without warning, and took Squatting Poodle to Mars and back. This footage was caught on tape, but has since been destroyed in order to protect the retinas of mankind.
True story-- believe it or not!
So yesterday, had a swim meet. I took off 15 and 30 seconds on my 100 breaststroke and 100 backstroke, respectively. But that's because I rarely do them. And then, I took off a SECOND AND A HALF on my 50 freestyle! 29.89!
That was awesome. And guess what else! I found Elite Beat Agents (the best game ever by the way) at Costco for $26.95-- TWO DAYS BEFORE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT! The people there must have been confused, but I didn't care, I bought it up! And I've already beaten
Well, I found this. How disturbing.
THE BLOG OF MELVIN
I turned Ray into Rayman yesterday. How fun. He really seems to enjoy it a lot, though, that was not intended.
Other notes: I have to buy a new pink bandanna to match Ang Nid's today, mine's getting discolored.
Oh, and by the way. Igor ran away. Guess I'll have to get a better leash.
I promise you this is real. Forged?
Of COURSE not! Why would I do that?
You know what's weird? I woke up at something like 7. And I waited for what seemed like hours, you know, wondering if I'll have to do chores when I some down, trying to force my self to dream about girls.... XD
Anyway, I finally got up, and it was only like 8! Weird, huh? Anywho, I'm sitting here, typing (you think), and listening to Pandora... You guys should type in Earth Wind and Fire (the band). Great results, Earth Wind and Fire (duh), Parliament, Sly and the Family Stone, Salvador,
Exo may be so cereal, but I am ssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oatmeal! That's right, I have oatmeal superpowers matched by no other.
On another note: Anyone watch Captain Planet? You know, the superhero who tells you what your house is made of?
It's the last day of school right? So today we played Guitar Hero II and DDR. But the best things was Karaoke Revolution (tsk tsk...). I scored 28,000 out of 30,000 on Material Girl by Madonna. Scary, eh?
I have reached the endv of THE END, but I haven't been able to post forever. So yeah. It was a good book.... Though the ending is quite strange.
Best quote:
Awesome book.
P.S.
Question: Who's cooler, BJ or Baby Bop?
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Well, my DSL modem's gone out, and have to temporarily use dial-up. The slowness! It's depressing. Anyway, I'm gonna be having a few problems....... actually not as slow as I thought it would be. Oh well....
Mom's hogging the line now, so bye.
Looking through the "pulse" section of Nintendo Power, I noticed something odd. Some deranged reader had asked to see a "swimsuit poster of Samus, Peach, Daisy, and Zelda". And they asked that "it be Zero Suit Samus" and "The older Zelda, not the one from Wind Waker". How wrong is that? Then, to top it off, NP replied with not that, but a pic of some old geezer in his swimming trunks. XD That is truly wrong, in my eyes.
P.S. My dad bought me MPH and MP Pinball. WOOT!
Images of Red B
Well, tomorrow I leave for.... CHURCH CAMP. Well, hope it goes well. I've never been there before, so I have no idea whether I'll love it or hate it. Either way, I'm going.
Let's see.....
WellI ate a bowl of frosted shredded wheat for breakfast. Wish I had some Crunchberries so I could show McSpit.....
Well I have to practice piano 4 times today.... Kinda sucks. I mean, I like piano, but FOUR TIMES? Kinda weird, ya' know.
Well, N&K Crew, tell me what you think. I'm thinkin
NOTE: I did not say "BE" cool.
1. Don't use the same emoticon excessively. It makes you look dumb.
Ha-ha, I used .
2. Don't use unless you have to. I mean, life and death situation. I mean, could anything look dumber than ?
3. You CAN, however, use XD a lot. a), it does not turn that horrid shade of yellow. B), it looks cool. And c), I use it. XD
These principles work for me, why won't they work for you? Yeah...
.... :P !!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!
XD
