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The BZ-Metru Story, Chapter 29
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
Smeagol4 paced excitedly in his hotel room, an extra spring in his step. He was dressed in a BZR military jacket and hat, or at least a BZ-Metru uniform which was dressed up to look BZR. On the bed of the room sat a man wearing the same attire, although his really was a BZ-Metru uniform.
“So tell me again,” said the man on the bed, “You want to d
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After much work, procrastination, and constipation just posting this, may I present my SS Olympics entry.
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The life of a spy is not an easy one. Every day, they must risk their lives for what they believe is the greater good, AKA the whims of the politicians for which they work. They commit unspeakable acts- thievery, treachery, and yes, sometimes even murder- all to aid their government and to feed their families. The latter is not an easy task, for despite the horrors which they und
Can someone please tell me why in the world BZP has been so slloooooooowwww these past few days? I haven't been able to get on without a board message all day yesterday!
The BZ-Metru Story Chapter 28
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
David Frost
A dark sky rose above General Discussion. There were absolutely no stars in the heavens that night, nor was there any sight of the moon. The streets below, which usually even during the night were bustling, were eerily silent.
Yet despite the unnatural peace which gripped the forum, Snoopy82 simply couldn’t sleep.
Snoopy82 was a young man, a
One day, two Matoran decided to go fishing. One was a Ta-Matoran, the other a Ko-Matoran. They went to Ga-Koro and rented a boat from the locals, being overcharged in the process. They also rented fishing poles, lures, and life jackets, once again overpriced. Okoth made a small fortune that day.
Of course, such an event begs the question: What in the name of Karzahni are a Ta-Matoran and a Ko-Matoran doing fishing!?
But that’s not really important, so we’ll let you figure that out for your
The BZ-Metru Story Chapter 28
A dark sky rose above General Discussion. There were absolutely no stars in the heavens that night, nor was there any sight of the moon. The streets below, which usually even during the night were bustling, were eerily silent.
Yet despite the unnatural peace which gripped the forum, Snoopy82 simply couldn’t sleep.
From Yahoo! News
BERLIN (Reuters) – A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Heck's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
