This is utterly brilliant and even though it's a bit old, I thought it worthwhile to share it all with you over a network of computers, which allows instantaneous communication between users through its interface from all over the world.
If all stories were written like science fiction stories
by Mark Rosenfelder
Roger and Ann needed to meet Sergey in San Francisco.
“Should we take a train, or a steamship, or a plane?” asked Ann.
“Trains are too slow, and the trip by steamship
Germany! Germany! I made a song for you!
Germany, Germany, Germany is a great place!
They feed me even though I'm a prisoner.
The food doesn't taste terrible like British stuff either.
Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty!
For a dog, it's heaven. That's what Germany is!
But why are all the Germans so stern? I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation.
My heart is so afraid that I'm going to cry. The girls are so big too.
Is it your hobby to bust barrels of beer every day?
Currently Listening To - Such A Beautiful Girl Like You by Pizzicato Five
Saw some other people with higher numbers of posts than I have that aren't Premier Members. And I've a feeling that I'm kinda behind everyone else due to the fact that I haven't been here for about three-four days or something and I'm too lazy to check dates. Whateva. I'll just aspire to the highest word count.
This is basically me being given free reign to rant as much as I want without carrying about there being a
My immediate association? Would've been the Spiderman theme song, if not for the fact that I'm fairly certain they take place in a different universe from the usual Marvel comics, making the connection moot.
I am the worst of nerds.
EDIT: I ASSOCIATED IT WHEN I REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE A JAZZ ALBUM CALLED REQUIEM FOR JACK KIRBY OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
But I really wanna play a Krahka for obvious reasons of Krahka. I understand that they're supposed to be super-rare and pretty much extinct, and they can be abused for powergamey purposes, but I just wanna RP a Krahka somewhere. Bleh, I should probably keep up with the RPs I'm already involved in before setting off on a new one. EDIT: HALP I'M MAKING AN ARCHAEOLOGIST ONU-MATORAN STOP ME PLEASE
Currently Listening To - I Am A Real American by Rodd Keith
This blog is going to contain an unholy number of references to really obscure bands. The title of this blog references a song by the BEST BAND EVER, and the secondary title references one of the most insane musicians I've ever had the pleasure of listening to. I saw that title on the track list and thought "Wow. That sounds EXACTLY like how I talk ALL THE TIME. COMPLETE WITH CAPS."
Anyway, just recently got a lot of new albums
So I've been watching a BBC documentary called Human Planet and it makes me so happy except when it makes me sad. But humans are nuts. I love humans. I want to hug every human, but I can't. I can't hug every human. Oh no, I'm thinking about humans again. ;A;
Wow, I haven't been on BZP in ages. As in, I hadn't been on BZP for ages before the downtime. Then like, a couple months into it I got back into Bionicle and was like "Hey, whatever happened to the ol' haunting grounds?" And there I had it. What've I been doing? Uhhh, Fallout? And Dragon Age? I guess the Dragon Age thing was while the forums were out, was it? I don't even know. I wasn't paying attention very well. And ponies? Often both at the same time, whether you like it or not? And trying
Mmmm. I don't make enough Bionicle fan art. I might make stuff for the latest Art Contest, but the only thing I can come up with is straight-up Bizzaro Toa or something. And I might actually make that a comic. Which would be kinda entertaining. Maybe Bizzaro Makuta. "Me am bringing hope and joy to all Matoran! Please to be waking Mata Nui forever!" I dunno. Everyone's gonna do Evil Toa. I might as well do Incredibly Baffling Good Makuta. Or maybe I'll try to make it as much like the Mirrorverse
Since I am incredibly tired, and since I can't seem to do anything for either the FF100 project or for this one profile to this one RP character I'm making, I shall now search for everything that I can involving OUTRAGES on BZPower.
First thing I find is an OUTRAGE near and dear to my heart, the OUTRAGE that is censoring on library computers.
"It's an outrage, please read" by Galikat
Now, I never use the computers in my library. Ever. Nothing except the catalog, which is
I go to m
Thank you for downvoting my blog. I was getting rather terrified of the fact that my blog was the highest rated there for a while. But no longer! Thank you downvoter! You may as well have saved my life! OR MY MIND.
Considering that I regularly run through the blogs rated the lowest to make sure that I haven't missed anything amazing. And thus far, I have not. I never miss anything. Anywhere.
So thank you downvoter. You have propelled me one small step closer to the vaunted place I always
Here is what I did while we were apart!
1. Slept.
2. Played Fallout. All three of them. At once. Though I didn't complete the main quest of any of them. You already know how that goes because I told you a bunch of times already.
3. Ummmmm. Went back to school today. It was entirely uneventful, except that some guy who was singing outside told me that I had a nice smile.
EDIT!
Okay, let's talk about the TIME SLIP thing that just occurred. Namely, the obligatory
How much did I los
So. I'll take a wild guess that I can't post The Code here. Yeah. I'm sure some of you have heard about it? Good times. I've posted it on every single one of my like, four blogs/social networking sites. Yeah. Interesting.
I might ask Janus if I can post it about eight hundred million times. I just paid eleven bucks to this site, so I don't think I want to get banned quite yet.
However, it would be cool to lose that proto point again. I was getting to attatched to my neutral proto bar that
I made a vaguely complete post of all the bands that you must listen to to become truely alive. These are, of course, the bands I love best. Duh. Because you cannot be truely alive unless you have the exact same musical taste as I do.
I've a feeling that I left some out, or repeated things or something. I dunno.
If you listen to even a single one of these, post here. Any one at all. I'm beginning to wonder I share a single band with anyone on BZP other than Weird Al Yankovic, and occasiona
If you guessed "THE DEATH PLAGUE" then you are not all that far off!
And um, have a silly picture of Batman before I go back to bed for a couple more million years.
WHY SO SERIOUS?
So basically this is my favorite thing to do. Because it's fun. And because the one friend I have that always gets all of my songs all at once isn't on BZP (like, seriously, ALL OF THEM), so I can drag this on for longer. Yay!
Step 1: Put iTunes on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line or so from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold the songs when someone g
Updates on the life front.
1. So Spring Break. Hurrah. A week in which people reveal their intimate character or something. I reveal myself as an incredibly boring person, because all I'm doing this week is staying at home and reading science fiction novels that people pretend are not science fiction novels, reading everything by Osamu Tezuka that I haven't read yet that I'm able to get my hands on, and playing Fallout. All three of the games. At once.
2. Fallout! So yeah, my sister's boyf
HAHA! Suckers! I'm gonna post like, eight hundred MILLION BLOG POSTS AT ONCE!
YOU CANNOT STOP ME!
NO WAY!
Yep. 5 years Five freakin' years. Joke's gone on pretty long, huh? Still funny though. The joke's still funny.
Honestly? Bah! You don't want me to be honest! I'll just be sappy!
Yeah, I've been here for about three-ish-four-ish of those years, which is kinda stupid, considering how young I was when I started posting. You guys got less of Little Miss Emotionally Unstable 1
So I've got finals like, tomorrow and after that, I'll be going to GenCon in Indianapolis for four days after that, so that'll be fun. I'm looking forward to that. (GenCon, not finals. Though I am looking forward to this class being over with.) Also my computer's broken so there's why I haven't shown up that much except on Tumblr.
So the real reason I'm coming back is that I want one last hurrah and finish my Bionicle magnum opus, which I'm just barely started on have been working on for a few years now. So here's the pitch for what I'm writing. A universe hopping, all-female team of Toa from different dimensions fight against a mysterious threat that nearly destroys every dimension in existence. Expect some romance, both het and femslash that'll take a back seat to action, exploration and the power of friendship. T
