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The New Emoticon Review - Part Iì

- ._. - ._._._. - This one looks like it escaped from a mental institution for rabid opossums. - why is this green I don't even - I lol'd. - What is this, extreme hair combing? (wait, they don't have hair ...) - It's slanted ... ._. - This one didn't even replace the hated Wub. - ... I don't even know where to begin on this one. - Nerd emote! - and who exactly is this Matt we're supposed to love - I swear I've seen this one in SPIRIT's comedies before. - IT'S WINKING TOO ._. - why s

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The New Emoticon Review - Part I

Seeing the new emoticons made me want to review them.   - Liked the animated version. - What is the use of a blink emote that doesn't blink? :angry: - This is certainly ... different. I think I like it. - Yes it was. We all know it was you. :youngman-sign: - Wat. Just ... wat. - Now this one's just funny. , , , :sighw:, :upsetw:, et cetera - Wait, are these BZP's Blue Man Group? - Hm. Looks like someone I know. , , - OH GOODNESS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HEAD

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The More You Know

Because I have absolutely nothing else to blog about, here's a little something.     Kakamas? On my Agori?   It's more likely than you think.

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The Maine Event

After a delicious breakfast in Bangor, we headed down on Route 1A towards Acadia National Park. Route 1A gave way to Route 3 in Ellsworth, and we got to the entrance of Acadia around 1:00.   Post-Visitor Center, the first few pullouts were beautiful vistas of the shore, the ocean, and distant islands, but they were marred by the trees that got in the way. We eventually kept going after getting close to a few fearless seagulls, likely fearless because they equated humanity with free food distribu

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Sumiki

The Last Teenage Year

I feel like I've fallen off the face of the earth BZP for a while and that's not a fun feeling. I knew I'd be busy when college started but I didn't expect to have so many things going on in the summer before.   Anyway.   It hit me a little earlier today that in one year, I'll be twenty. That freaks me out more than just turning nineteen. Nineteen really isn't that much different from eighteen, if you look at social privileges. But twenty? Man, that's a whole new first number. 10 was fun because

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The Last Frontier

-----We awoke in Whitehorse with a singular goal: reach the Last Frontier. By distance, we had conquered much of the Alaska Highway, but the roughest parts were to come. The Yukon's 511 service, along with the advice proffered by the ladies at the Watson Lake welcome center, told us that the roughest gravel breaks and frost heaves were to be found in permafrost territory north of Destruction Bay.   -----Rain—steady but not hard—dominated the first part of the journey, and the mountain peaks were

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The Journey Home

-----There were several ways to get back to North Carolina from the Lexington area, but we had several provisions for a successful return. The fastest route by time would have taken us through the mountains of West Virginia, which we had sworn off on the way up and were not about to risk on the trip's final day. Instead, we opted for a scenic drive—by Kentucky standards, which means lots and lots of trees and mountains—through Appalachia, which saved miles but sacrificed a bit of time.   -----

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The IPB Admin Fan Club

This is a fan club in honor the most Glorious Admin, IPB Admin.   There is not much here at the moment, but ... hey, it's the IPB Admin fan club.   You can join up if you want.   (You should.)

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The Infernal Road

We made a quick exit from Redding and steadily picked up traffic down I-5, although it was not yet the terror it was to become and thus we made steady progress.   The most interesting thing about northern California is the fact that it has big cities that simply stop. Cow pastures are located right next to huge shopping centers, unlike other states where there's a more gradual change.   We entered Sacramento from the north amidst an increasing amount of traffic. With four lanes, each going a dif

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The Impulse Multiplies A Percent Above The Hollow Paste.

Sumiki's Blog fleshes a famous sky before the household spiritual. Sumiki originates before the specialized mask. A drivel indents the dynamic satellite. Will the spur bite the molecule? The epic keeps a liquid. A curious percentage scandalizes Sumiki. Opposite the amused rod screams Sumiki's Blog. Sumiki purges over a regarding misfortune. The competent reign wises Sumiki past a philosopher. A circular effort leans next to the lying structure. Sumiki examines Sumiki's Blog near a questionable o

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The Impossible Astronaut

My brain was spinning in high gear for the entirety of the episode.   I'm still trying to figure it out.   » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «I mean, seriously, we've got Slender Man aliens you can't remember, an astronaut with a chick's head in it, Amy's pregnant, and the Doctor got shot in the future.  Plus that TARDIS-like device is back from "The Lodger".   And we'll have to wait another WHOLE WEEK for the conclusion. (Moffat, I hate you. :angry:)

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The Hidden Buffalo

The Great American Road Trip -1: The Hidden Buffalo   A decade before my birth, my parents (and my mom's parents) took off on a road trip to South Dakota, to see Mount Rushmore, the Badlands, and the surrounding region.   While in the Badlands, they went to a restaurant/gift shop for something to eat. My grandmother ordered a bison burger, but she could not eat it all, so she discreetly wrapped the rest of it up in an array of napkins and stashed it in her purse while no one was looking.   Later

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The Hatpile of Hagerstown

After a protracted breakfast, we began the day at 11:30 and headed away from Winchester on Route 7. We rolled through rolling countryside and a half hour later found ourselves in West Virginia, on one of its little nubs. Our destination: Harpers Ferry, made famous by John Brown's 1859 abolitionist raid on its US Armory. After Brown's raid, Harpers Ferry continued to be an important stronghold during the Civil War, sitting at the confluence of two states at the war's beginning and three by war's

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The Hard Drive Saga - Part 2

Yesterday, my dad and I go to the local Apple store to see if we can fix my external hard drive. We get the run-around by bimbo employees, and they don't sell the power cord, which is the problem anyway. (The hard drive itself is fine, the wire itself is literally fried.) We bought another external drive as a backup, but that one's cable isn't the same model! *facepalms*   The hunt for the power cable begins!   -=< >=-

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The Great Vine Challenge WINNERS

With four votes: OCTODAD "Impersonate Tarakava by punching each other in the face repeatedly."   With three votes: MAKUTA LUROKA "Sumiki shouts 'Boinkles' repeatedly, which ends in many people shouting 'Boinkles' at once"   Also with three votes: KITANIA "Walk up to a BZP member with your favorite set and exclaim 'I really like this robot!'"   Octodad will have her Vine made tomorrow. Makuta Luroka and Kitania's Vines will also likely be made tomorrow.   Thanks to all who entered - ideas from no

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The Great Vine Challenge POLL

If you didn't see your entry here, then I disqualified it for not being realistically film-able. My apologies if you are one of the members affected. You can vote for TWO.   1) Shout at all the kids to get off your lawn.   2) Have an older BZPeep yell at all of you to get off his/her lawn.   3) Caramelldansen.   4) Question someone about the whereabouts of a 2x2 lego brick named Samantha.   5) Impersonate Tarakava by punching each other in the face repeatedly.   6) PUSH-UP CONTEST.   7) Sumiki s

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The Great Possum

I'm a Scottish Possum I'm a Scottish Possum I'm a Scottish Possum It's an excuse to floss'em ...   I'm a Scottish Possum I'm a Scottish Possum I'm a Scottish Possum We all love the Possum!

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Sumiki

The Great American Road Trip III

Well folks, it's that time of year again - Sumiki's annual whirlwind tour around North America, and the third year in succession in our evil plot to turn a continent into a backyard.   After over 16,600 miles in over 60 days in the first two Great American Road Trips, not to mention the sanely paced road trips of my younger and more vulnerable years, I have been in 42 states and exactly half of Canada's wonderful provinces. Looking at a map and checking off the places I've been in leaves a consp

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The Great American Road Trip II - Introduction

Last summer, as you may or may not recall, I spent 28 days on the road in 25 states, and blogged about my various experiences. These experiences included, but were not limited to, impromptu hail storms, toothbrush-gets, confusing waitresses with pre-cooked bacon, creating poems about eggplant, ridiculously large potholes fault lines in the road, our GPS channeling its inner HAL 9000, grown men sharing their beers with their dogs, getting attacked by a gigantic crow, squirrels that thought they w

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Sumiki

The Great American Road Trip II - 9 - The Great Canadian Road Trip

We got on the road before 10:00 and headed west on Trans-Canadian Highway 1. The first stop of the day was Medicine Hat, which, aside from its strange and awesome name, is the first major city after crossing into Alberta. We saw a donut-shaped cloud and large eastbound trucks - probably the most traffic we've seen on Highway 1 since we got on it in Brandon. We continued the pattern of gaining altitude and plateauing. This became much more pronounced today; we were most definitely in the foothill

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