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Alka-Seltzer: How to Read It and Get the Joke

A TALE OF SUMIKI'S DAD   how to party with alka-seltzer and mean it   barbecued draperies: if you don't eat it, we cover it up for free   fuzzy shrimp   it's elementary, my dear cheesepuff   lips: be free or create asphalt   you can do things with watermelon   lysol for your sinuses   you've got a candy cane, we've got pretzel lampshades

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Alex Trebek

If you have no idea who this guy is, bother me via PM, not comments.

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Aho's Maj

What exactly is wrong with raiding it, pray tell? Aside from some inappropriate stuff (which we Raiders stay far away from on BZP), most of it improves the humor of posts, comments, and blog entries here on BZP.

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Aftermath

BrickFair was quite the awesome. Long entry coming in a few days once I get back home, but it was great.   My Heavily Armored Wasp ended up getting third, which was ridiculously cool - it actually ended up edging out Makaru's Kahu. Again, it's really just fun to get nominated, even if the concept of winning is hopelessly out of reach.   Also Xaeraz and Valendale and I slapped each other all weekend, especially after being ... moistened. With snipples and snapples.

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Sumiki

Adventures in French

My dad and I started brushing up on our French, for semi-obvious reasons.   Never before have I suppressed the urge to say "hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower" so much.

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Adventures in Demented Utensils

We left Ellsworth before noon, gassed up amidst what appeared to be an octogenarian biker gang, then braced ourselves for a drive on "the Airline" - the local name for Maine Route 9. The moniker doesn't refer to air travel, but in the sense that predated mankind's first flight; it's because it's a faster route to Canada than going up and around on the modern Interstate route.   The grades were steep and there were a few potholes, but it wasn't anything like the 20 miles we had to traverse on Rou

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Admin For A Day - 2

The exciting sequel to "Admin for a Day" is here! Here are four more hypothetical situations for you to answer to, situations you'd have to deal with if you were an admin:   1. Due to an unexpected change in real life, Ta-metru_defender is unable to continue his job as forum mentor. Who replaces him?   2. After years on the job, Blog Leader Makaru retires. Out of all the current Bloggies, who replaces him?   3. Now, someone needs to replace that bloggie. Who do you hire?   4. Finally, you ne

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Admin For A Day

In this hypothetical situation, you play as a BZP admin for a day, and BZP needs some more staff.   Pohuaki, longtime Global Moderator, steps down. Out of all the Forum Leaders, who replaces him?   Now you need a FA to fill the FL's spot. Out of all the current FAs, who do you promote?   Next, you need a new FA. Who do you hire?   Now, you need a new reporter. Who do you employ?  

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Admin For A Day

Had a few entries like this a while back, but like I said, that was a while back, so it's time for a redux!   Basically, if you had sole control over BZPower, who would you appoint to different Staff positions? Why is optional.   1) A Forum Admin steps down. Which Global Moderator do you promote? 2) Which Forum Leader fills the now-vacant Global Moderator slot? 3) Which Forum Assistant is promoted to Forum Leader? 4) Which member is promoted to Forum Assistant? 5) You need a new reporter.

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Actual Hot Dog Shia LaBeouf

-----Our phone alarms went off at seven o'clock in the morning, and after a requisite five minute snooze, coffee was acquired and the day began. We managed to leave Knoxville at 9:00, bearing north for the Kentucky border.   -----Our goal was to get to Cincinnati a little after lunchtime, and the drive was uneventful until we got to the Cincinnati metropolitan area. Our first stop was lunch at Taste of Belgium, an establishment that prides itself on its waffles. It's extremely European; flats

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Achievement Unlocked?

So I've started, according to my estimation, four epics in my time on BZP. The first was this atrocious monstrosity of a story that lasted all of about three chapters and was fortunately deleted. The second was an actual attempt at a legitimate story that I started when I hit 10,000 posts. It was called Annus Mirabilis, and though the concept was (and still is, I think) quite interesting, I didn't have enough of a story planned out to make it work. The third attempt was a gritty Hero Factory reb

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Accidental Trailblazers

-----6:00 in the morning—our newest frequent wakeup time—saw us ready to go a little after 7:00. Our first stop of the day was at a Safeway in Fairbanks to replenish our supply of water, which didn't take that long save for checking out; the store was still opening and there were only a few self-checkout lanes open, which slowed us a bit, but we weren't getting massive amounts. We found a spot in which to stuff the water supply and we hit the road on the Parks Highway southbound.   -----As we

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A ಠ_ಠ Conspiracy!

People may be familiar with the popular semi-emoticon ಠ_ಠ. But something about this small item interested my overly-perceptive mind when I saw it ramped up to size 7 my another member who was extremely nostalgic:   ಠ_ಠ   I noticed that there was writing along the sides of the ಠ box. Determined to see what this writing was, I copied it over to my text editor and ramped up the size.     Amazing, isn't it?

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A Well-Dressed Lamp

Alternatively: The Wonderful World of Going Through Old Pictures     I would say "presented out of context" but I don't even remember the context for this in the slightest.

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A Slight Guessing Game

For other reasons which I will not disclose, I will refrain from using any terms that may exactly pinpoint where I went when I was away from BZP. However, you can probably figure it out.   "We" in this story mean me and my family.   We packed up from our house, which is 4 and a half hours north of our destination. We went the entire distance in one day, eventually arriving at our hotel room. The service wasn't great, as we soon discovered. The bathroom had a door on it that we were barely able

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A Question.

Does anyone who has contributed in some fashion to Year One still interested in making it work?

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A Question

CAN A MATCH BOX? 1. Yes ------------------------------------- 2. No 3. No, but a tin can - 4. Yes, one beat Mike Tyson

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A P Chemistry

I'm doing AP chemistry. That's college work for those who don't know.   If you don't believe me, then, well, do YOU know the Pauli Exclusion Principle as it applies to quantum numbers? Or Hund's Rule for that matter? Or the four quantum numbers?   -=< >=-

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A New Project!

Do YOU want to win Premier Membership, for you or for a member of your choice?   Do YOU want to win said Premier Membership by testing your knowledge of Bionicle, LEGO, and BZPower?   If so, PM me about it.

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