As some of you may know, I am sueing Vezon the Piraka for the following:
I am representing myself, LaughinMan is the judge. By 7:30 tomorrow night, I expect Vezon to have a lawyer. That is when this case will continue. Until then, this is closed.
REOPENING. The trial may begin.
~!!--NOTE--!!~
We still need 1 more player. Please. It'll be fun.
CURRENT BATTLE PROGRESS:
NORIK WINS BE DEFAULT
Prepare yourselves for the greatest whatsitamajigger of foreverness! I present....
STICKMAN WARS!
Started by a subsitute History teacher, this wild fad at Norik's school has wildly escalated to frame him and his friends as "nerds". Now YOU can join the fun as I introduce-- STICK BLOG BATTLES!
Instructions:
This all began as a simple game of paper "Battleship", as tou
I'm thinking of a number between -7,854 and 495,092,766,169,425.
Can you guess what it is?
UPDATES:
25/11/07 -- The number is between -274 and 486,986,255,435,677.
26/11/07 -- The number is between 4 and 44,444,444,444,444.
27/11/07 -- The number is between 65 and 745,467,999,234.
30/11/07 -- The number is between 836 and 100,855,585,432
1/12/07 -- The number is between 2,097 and 65,095,232,112.
2/12/07 -- The number is between 9,999 and 15,935,135,778.
5/12/07 -- The number is betw
Now, as some of you may now, hi ppl is sueing me for the following:
I am representing myself and presenting my case. By 3:48 tomorrow afternoon, I expect hi ppl to have a lawyer. That is when this case will continue. Until then, this is closed.
REOPENED. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
Yeah, I'm home sick again. So I've created a little game.
Guess the animal I'm thinking of, and you win 10,000 NPBs. Also, make sure to specify. If you say "Bat", and I'm thinking of a Fruit-Bat, it doesn't count.
I'm thinking of an animal. Go.
Crossed-Off Animals:
Chinchilla
Cat
Frog
Llama
Lion
Tiger
Lyger
Rat
Bear
Meeper
T-Rex
Spider
Squid
Owl
Cow
Horse
Panther
Cheetah
Komodo Dragon
Snake
Fruit Bat
Toad
Ant
Beetle
Caenorhabditis Elegans
Lobster
King Crab
2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days.......
2 more days, 2 more days.....
2 more days.
SPOILER WARNING
Title: Cloverfield
Rated: PG13
Summary:
"MULTIPLE SIGHTINGS OF CASE DESIGNATE 'CLOVERFIELD'"
"CAMERA RETRIEVED AT SITE 'US 447'
AREA FORMERLY KNOWN AS 'CENTRAL PARK'"
Movie opens: Rob with a camera, some time in April. Rob walks around an apartment building, revealed to be his girlfriend's place. She's naked in bed. Rob wakes her up, and they talk about random stuff for a while.
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Camera cuts to New York street, cameraman revealed to be Jason Hawkins, Ro
Okay, this is it. The OFFICIAL ONE. MB PMed me yesterday and said that is Spitty didn't post the polls, I could. So here they are.
THE POLLS ARE OVER. WILL BE CONTINUED IN SPITTY'S BLOG.
Please vote for one of the following:
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Spitty/Norris: |||||
Norik/Norik: |||||
Dalek/Dalek: |
Aethisyl/Frankinkal: ||
Exo/Exo: |
Adventurer/Empress Whenua: |
Kabookie/Lohan: |||
Aoran: |
LaughinMan/Nathan: ||
Goldfish/Goldfish: |
Dokky/Colbert: |||
Ungatt Trunn/Chrozo: |
1. Nori
Yup. Daleks. Those lovable strange killer death machines from Skaro. Yes, the monotone voices, eggbeater weapons, extermination, and x-ray blaster are only some of the amazing things to expect from a Dalek. You would not, however, expect them to appear in my dream.
It started out as any dream should: travelling inside killer robots through a jungle and blasting anything you see with a machine gun. *Sigh*.
Then it got slightly stranger.
I'm in the desert, above it, really. I'm on an enormous s
Okay. This is it. The official way to sign up for my new movie: "BIALIEN".
The plot is basically about Xenomorphs (from the movie "Alien", "Aliens", "Alien 3", "Alien Resurrection", "AVP", and "AVP: R") coming to Mata-Nui and killing everything. Now, I must warn you, if you sign up for this, your character will die. You can choose when, however. The start, middle, or end of the film. Don't think I'm being self-centered right now. I die too. And I'm no the last one alive. I'm not the hero.
No
Okay, answer this question within the next 90 minutes. I will then post a new question, answer that one within 80, then the next within 70, 60, 50, 40, etc.
The one for 90 minutes is worth 10 NP bucks. THe one for 80 is worth 20, 70/30, 60/40, 50/50, 40/60, etc.
QUESTION 1, for 10 NP bucks. Answer within 90 minutes:
What weighs more? THe amount of trees cut down for money in one year, or the amount of trains that pass through Grand Central Station in one month?
ODE TO A MUFFIN
Oh, muffin.
How thou art the epitome of deliciousness.
With thine gently burnt crust pressed against
The soft interior of thine form.
I hold thou in mine hand,
Tenderly clutching thine bottom wrapping,
With gentle movement I unwrap thee,
And take a bite.
A man steps up to me and shouts;
"WHAT THE @#%$ HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Bewildered I stare.
A crumb tumbles from my mouth.
"MURDERER!" shouts the man,
"THOU HATH MURDERED A SWEET MUFFIN!"
"Of course, you jest, kin
If elected, I will give all who voted for me (and some who didn't) an unending amount of toys/chocolate! Remember, that's a Norik Promise*!
*Not a real promise.
