SPOILER WARNING
Title: Cloverfield
Rated: PG13
Summary:
"MULTIPLE SIGHTINGS OF CASE DESIGNATE 'CLOVERFIELD'"
"CAMERA RETRIEVED AT SITE 'US 447'
AREA FORMERLY KNOWN AS 'CENTRAL PARK'"
Movie opens: Rob with a camera, some time in April. Rob walks around an apartment building, revealed to be his girlfriend's place. She's naked in bed. Rob wakes her up, and they talk about random stuff for a while.
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Camera cuts to New York street, cameraman revealed to be Jason Hawkins, Ro
2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days.......
2 more days, 2 more days.....
2 more days.
If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to want some milk.
If you give a mouse some milk, he'll want to add some chocolate.
If you let him add the chocolate, he'll become incredibly hyper.
If he's incredibly hyper, he'll smash through the walls.
If he smashes through the walls, the foundation of your house will crumble.
If the foundation of your house crumbles, the entire building will fall.
If the entire building falls, it will catch on fire.
If it catches on fire, the fire department w
ODE TO A MUFFIN
Oh, muffin.
How thou art the epitome of deliciousness.
With thine gently burnt crust pressed against
The soft interior of thine form.
I hold thou in mine hand,
Tenderly clutching thine bottom wrapping,
With gentle movement I unwrap thee,
And take a bite.
A man steps up to me and shouts;
"WHAT THE @#%$ HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Bewildered I stare.
A crumb tumbles from my mouth.
"MURDERER!" shouts the man,
"THOU HATH MURDERED A SWEET MUFFIN!"
"Of course, you jest, kin
The Mesopotamians - They Might be Giants
I switch favorite songs so frequently that I thought it was only right to post them here.
Lyrics:
We've been driving around
From one end of this town to the other and back
But no one's ever seen us
(No one's ever seen us)
Driving our Econoline van
(And no one's ever heard of our band)
And no one's ever heard of our band
We're the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh
Then they wouldn't understand a word we say
Rose, Sarah-Jane, Mickey, Martha, Susan.... it would seem that wherever the Doctor is, his companion is there alongside him. But not me. At least, not yet. I am now having auditions for my TARDIS companion. Anyone who wants in must fill in this form:
Name:
Why you should be the new companion:
Knowledge of Doctor Who:
5-Expert
4-Knows a bit
3-That's the one with the blue box, right?
2-Doctor What?
1-Doctor Walrus?
0-... Something about a cake?
Love of Daleks:
Favorite Doctor:
Favori
So, now that these things have been approved, I'm reposting my vast list of Cities!
Populations:
NORIK'S TARDIS
THE NORIK ZONE
THE EPITOME OF FAIL
NORIKLAND™
NORIK'S DHARMA
NORIK'S RESORT
NORIKFIELD
NORIK ISLAND
And don't forget:
BZ-KORO
Industries:
BZ-KORO
Transport Network:
BZ-KORO
Finally finished the Slusho! commercial. If you want to find it on that video hosting website that we all know, just search for: "Super Happy Fun Fun Slusho Party Time".
Wish me luck!
-The Doctor
Okay, I've officialy changed my name to Doctor Norik. So, in the honor of the Doctor, I present this totally awesome quote:
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.... timey-wimey.... stuff."
Yeah, I know that that quote is in my profile and my sig, but hey. It's a good quote.
-The Doctor
~!!--NOTE--!!~
We still need 1 more player. Please. It'll be fun.
CURRENT BATTLE PROGRESS:
NORIK WINS BE DEFAULT
Prepare yourselves for the greatest whatsitamajigger of foreverness! I present....
STICKMAN WARS!
Started by a subsitute History teacher, this wild fad at Norik's school has wildly escalated to frame him and his friends as "nerds". Now YOU can join the fun as I introduce-- STICK BLOG BATTLES!
Instructions:
This all began as a simple game of paper "Battleship", as tou
Welcome to my new interactive Blog comic: THE ADVENTURES OF BOB!
Basically, I'll post a panel, or a series of panels, and you, the members, will say what should happen next! So, without further stalling for time, here's the first panel:
Now go look under the Christmas tree for your measly one night of gifts instead of Chanukah's eight.
YOU FAIL
Happy Holidays, BZPower.
Also: Big new surprise coming to my Blog tomorrow or whenever BZP goes back online after Christmas.
