Recently, I mentioned starting an advice thingy for my blog. You can PM me and ask advice for certain matters.
"But Norik," you say, "isn't this a total rip off of what Dalek is doing?"
The answer? OF COURSE (NOT)! You ask Dalek for counselling! You ask me for advice! Of course, counselling is basically "advice", but they have different names, so he can't sue me.
I hope.
If you need advice, just end me a PM within a problem, and I'll try my best to help you. Keep in mind that there will
Sick today, and yesterday. Dang.
Anyway, this is a little game I like to call "One-Up". Inspired by the "Penelope" SNL skits. The point of the game is to one-up everything the previous poster said.
Example:
Me: "I just bought a dog!"
Other: "I just bought two dogs."
Me: "My dog can talk."
Other: "Both of my dogs can speak French."
Me: "My kid can speak French."
Other: "My kid spoke French when he was born."
Person: "My kid spoke six languages while still in the whome."
Get it?
Why are we here?
Where did we come from?
Where are we going?
Where are the mole-people?
How big is space?
Why does a cow say "moo"?
Why am I asking these questions?
Why do I expect you to know the answers?
If a tree falls in the forest, and it gets sucked into a Vortex and spat out 3.677,000,000 miles away, does it hit someone in the head?
Why are Daleks so cool?
Why are ducks so cool?
What day is the first day of the last day of the first to last week of the month of which I think is
The aliens dropped me off in Boston an hour ago, and I'm surprised that their space travel took so long. Really, you'd think that their technology would be extremely advanced by now. There is only one way to explain the complete lack of competence.... This is Omi's doing.
Please don't kill me, Omi.
Well, I finally saw the trailer for Aliens vs Predator: Requiem. It looks awesome. Rated R, though. That sucks, but for good reason. More blood in the trailer than in the entire first AVP movie! Well, I decided to make this little doodle in celebration:
Although several days late, I think it's okay for me to dedicate this entry to the anniversary of the death of the word's most beloved Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin. I've never actually had the pleasure of meeting Steve, although I wished that I had. Here's what I can say about him:
Steve Irwin was a hero. Brave, fearless even. He would look danger in the face and, instead of whimper, scream, or run, he would simply stare at it and remark at how unique and beautiful it was. Steve Irwin was a de
Yeah, I'm home sick again. So I've created a little game.
Guess the animal I'm thinking of, and you win 10,000 NPBs. Also, make sure to specify. If you say "Bat", and I'm thinking of a Fruit-Bat, it doesn't count.
I'm thinking of an animal. Go.
Crossed-Off Animals:
Chinchilla
Cat
Frog
Llama
Lion
Tiger
Lyger
Rat
Bear
Meeper
T-Rex
Spider
Squid
Owl
Cow
Horse
Panther
Cheetah
Komodo Dragon
Snake
Fruit Bat
Toad
Ant
Beetle
Caenorhabditis Elegans
Lobster
King Crab
That's right! New Challanges. Whoever solves these challenges will recieve the Silver Nork Award.
Ooh... Shiny...
Challenge ONE:
~1~
As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Seven wives with seven sacks
Seven sacks with seven cats
Seven cats with seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?
~2~
Which is better, an old five-dollar bill or a new one?
~3~
From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
~4~
Answer to 1 + Answer t
Okay, does this make to you:
I'm in High-School, right? French in High-School should be a challenge, right? Well, here was our first homework assignement.
Name:
Age/Birthday:
One Word to Describe You:
Characteristics:
Last Movie you saw:
Last Book you read:
Favorite Food:
etc
etc...
I mean, I like an easy assignement just as much as the next guy, but... C'mon. That's just ridiculous.
Now, after Exo's Llama Awards, and Dalek's Dalek Awards, I am here to indroduce.....
NORIK AWARDS!
"yay"
Basically, like Llama and Dalek Awards, you get Norik Awards for doing stuff with your Blog!
"yay"
Anywho, they come in a bunch of different colors.... And stuff.....
RED -- For Having a Blog
ORANGE -- For Having a Blog with over 500 Comments
YELLOW -- For Having 5 Llama Awards
LIME -- For Posting over 200 Blog Entries
BLUE -- For Your Blog to have a
I just had one of the scarriest and funniest experiences of my life. I was watching Family Guy with my family, and then we saw something hysterical. Let's just say that it involved Popeye, a doctor, tumors, and a stroke. Anyway, I laughed so hard that I actually started chocking on popcorn. My mom banged me on the back until the piece of popcorn was dislodged from my throught. Except that happened when I puked.
