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They have taken my signature to a far away land of pure evil! There, my signature will burn like an ice-cream sundae in a firey storm of potato salad.
You heard me.
Where has my signature really gone, you ask? Nobody knows for sure, but scientists believe it to be some sort of.... Alternate reality. In said reality, time doesn't matter. By Tuesday it will be Thursday, by Wednesday it will be August, and by Thursday it will be the end of time as we know it.
For that universe. Don't worry
As you may have read recently (see entry "I hope he Lives"), my lizard, Spikey, was stuck under an oven. My mom took him out of his terrarium and put him on the floor. It took him all of two seconds to find the warmest place in the kitchen. Long story short, my dad was able to slide one of my old toys under the oven. Spikey bit the toy and hung on for his life. My dad was then able to pull him out.
We were all pretty happy that Spikey was alive (especially my dog Zeus, who shares a special con
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Welcome. Wel
Last night there was an award ceremony at my school. Even though I was sick, I needed to go. Because I won an award. Yup. Out of the entire Jr. High, it was I who walked out, proudly holding my award:
"OUTSTANDING CREATIVITY IN ART".
In honor of my recent victory, I have compiled a collage of every single bit of art that I have posted on BZP (except for the select few that were erased from BrickShelf in a crazy file error). If you look close enough, you can see them all... Although it's rea
Ungh... I'm sick. I've been sick since last week. I've been home since Monday.... I feel terrible...
But on the bright side, I've probably watched over 6 hours of Futurama by now. Huzzah for Zoidberg!
Seriously, though, I really feel sick.
*Generic sick moan*
I always love to start a new entry with an oximoron. Myeh.
"The Universe is big. Really big. In fact, it is so big, you probably cannot even begin to grasp how big the Universe really is."
Douglas Adams once said something like that. I can't help but agree. Imagine: a can of Coke, a table, and a pin. Now imagine that the Table is 1/1,000,000,000th of one one-hundredth of our Universe. Now imagine that the can of Coke is Earth. Now shrink that can of Coke down to 1/1,000,000,000,000,000th of it
Well, it's that magical time once more, when the ground becomes all nice and moist, and the trees grow tall and green..... Also, the scorching heat that can incubate an average high-school like an oven. Yes, Summer (strictly speaking, it's still Spring.... But who cares?). And what would that mystical season be like without Air-Conditioning? Heck. Yessiree. That is why I have begun a petition to install new AC's in my school. Foolish? Yes. Stupid? Yes. Going to work? No.
But wait! What can
It never feels good when you wake up to a stomach ache. And it certainly doesn't help when you then need to get right out of bed to take your dog outside. It certainly isn't helpful if you don't eat breakfast. Or if you're running late for school. Or that we were just assigned the final big English project. Or that French is second period. Or that the brownie in my lunch may have gone bad. Or that the stomach ache gets worse. Or that a certain very confusing language period is third. Or that the
Sorry- I couldn't post earlier. It's my birthday today! Yay!
Title: SpiderMan 3
Rated: PG13
Summary: Evil alien morphs with Peter who loves MJ and Sandman attacks and everyone's mad and that Harry goes crazy and venom's all like "GRAH!"
Rating: Infinite = AWESOME
Also, I just have a little pic of what I got for my birthday....
Fully fonctional, remote-controlled Dalek Sec.
Oh, yes.
That's right! For a limited time only, I'm offering a special "How-To" drawing course!
Today's lesson: DRAWING A DALEK. Here's the best part: it's only one step long!
GENERIC DALEK:
Step 1:
Draw this, and leave me alone.
See you next time for more: "How To Lessons"!
I suppose you've been wondering where I've been the past few days. It's sort of complicated, so I'll just get it out in one word (and a pic): DALEKS.
I guess when they signed up to sponser P.O.P.'N. W.A.I. (see last entry), they didn't know how much they'd hate it.... Crud.
I don't have long to talk, the Daleks will be back soon and I don't want to be found here. They've limited my connection to my Blog, so if I don't sign off soon they'll---
"EXTERMINATE!"
Dancing Space Potatoes? Not really. That title was just made interesting so that you'd click the link.
Ain't I diabolical?
Anyway, in Geography today, we worked on some of the dangers of earthquakes, and what to do if they occur. That's whay I thought that I might share some of my wisdom with you.
And so, without further stalling for time, Norik's Prophecy Proudley Presents:
(P.O.P.'N. W.A.I. is sponsored by the Daleks)
Step 1: Make sure you always care the following with you:
After recently purchasing Nocturn (in Boston), I took several photos. I will now post them here for your enjoyment....
Nocturn.
Meet the Barakii...
DON'T HIT ME!
That was easy.
Feeling sad...
...Feeling slightly better...
...Feeling awesome.
Glow in the Dark!
Who's that?
Let's shed some light...
What now?
Oh.
Hello, Avak.
Whuh...?
GRAH!
Hm?
*gunshot*
Sad again.
Happier...
Reminded of previous happiness.
"Are you Nocturn?"
HOORAH!
Whoops- Haven't updated in quite some time.... Dang.
Well, to make a short story even shorter- Boston.
Yes, I am taking a break for no apparent reason, and am now in Boston. It's fun, though. I just got Nocturn, and just before that I saw the movie "Hot Fuzz".
NP's Movie Review:
Title: Hot Fuzz
Rating: PG13
Summary: The greatest cop ever gets transfered into a town of morons. Crimes start coming to his attention, and just when he thinks everything makes sense, the enitre movie switch
Hello various members of BZPower.
This Blog has been compromised by the government of the United States of America.
Also, the government is in no way affiliated with Norik's Prophecy.
This Blog Entry has been edited by Mr. Bush: Apr 16 2007, 03:39 PM
I just read the name of Lygers' newest Blog entry: "The First Bird of Spring".
...
*Hangs Myself*
THERE'S SNOW OUTSIDE! AUGH! EVERY TIME IT STARTS GETTING WARM-- SNOWSTORM! AAAAAAAH!
...
And my dad says that there's going to be a snowstorm tomorrow.
...
*Un-hangs Myself*
*Hangs Myself*
The world needs a Hero. I mean a real Hero- and not just one of those guys who works at the fire department, or at the police station. The real Heroes are the men and women who go to work every day, in a small cubicle at an unimportant office, and then they get a call from congress, and they change into their tights, cape, and leotard to go fight bad guys. They are the real Heroes.
Also, Hiro from Heroes.
Today is the day where my life sucks again. Yup. School. Vacation has ended, and, in fifteen minutes, I will be carted off to the prison of which there is no escape.... Unless you call in sick.
But I can't call in sick, for I can't really miss any more school (I've called in sick quite a few times), so for now I'm trapped.... In fiteen minutes.
My dad read somewhere that it's going to snow tomorrow. Well, that sucks, 'cause it's April. But it's also good news, as any amount of snow could mean
PART 2:
1. Duck -- Primitive (5) roach-like (6) dinosaur (7).
2. Soda -- A sort of gum.
3. Television -- Destroyers of thought (8).
4. Potato -- Source of light (15) in the Renaissance.
5. Primitive -- Very high-tech.
6. Roach -- A pet (21) found in 78% (13) of North-American homes (19).
7. Dinosaur -- A noisy pest (12).
8. Thought -- [ // NO ENTRY UNDER 'THOUGHT' \\ ]
9. 42 -- Life (14), the universe (10), and everything (18).
10. The Universe -- I think (8) giant mushrooms (17)
