Np's Random Dictionary
PART 2:
1. Duck -- Primitive (5) roach-like (6) dinosaur (7).
2. Soda -- A sort of gum.
3. Television -- Destroyers of thought (8).
4. Potato -- Source of light (15) in the Renaissance.
5. Primitive -- Very high-tech.
6. Roach -- A pet (21) found in 78% (13) of North-American homes (19).
7. Dinosaur -- A noisy pest (12).
8. Thought -- [ // NO ENTRY UNDER 'THOUGHT' \\ ]
9. 42 -- Life (14), the universe (10), and everything (18).
10. The Universe -- I think (8) giant mushrooms (17) live there....
11. Death -- X(
12. Pest -- Dogs (16).
13. Statistics -- 81% of the population (20) of North-America make them up.
14. Life -- It's short.
15. Light -- Kinda dark (23).
16. Dogs -- Bark (22)! *wags tail*.
17. Mushroom -- Big cloud (30) of death (11)!
18. Everything -- That's why you're reading this list (28), right (35)?
19. Home -- Where you sleep (25). I think (8).
20. Population -- All of us.
21. Pet -- Giant bugs (6).
22. Bark -- Woof (16)!
23. Dark -- Slightly bright (15).
24. (See 29)
25. Sleep -- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhuh?
26. Caffeine -- Idon'tknowwhyareyouaskingmegetoffofmycase!
27. Gargoyle -- Stone (33), flesh (31), stone, flesh, stone, flesh...
28. List -- 1, 2, 3, 4, 1... DANG! I messed up!
29. (See 45)
30. Cloud -- Ooh! Ooh! I know (37)! Like in Star Wars (40) Episode V (28)!
31. Flesh -- It hurts (39) to pinch (39). OW!
32. Telephone -- Hello? HELLO? Hm. *click*
33. Stone -- It hurts (39) to punch (39). OW!
34. (See 24)
35. Right -- Well, maybe it's left (41)
36. Book -- Throw them at stuff (38)!
37. Knowledge -- Doi.... Whuh?
38. Stuff -- That and that and that and that... and that.....
39. Pain -- OW! Stop punching me! OW! Stop pinching me! OW! Stop kicking me!
40. Star Wars -- Only the most awesomest movie (47) EVER! Woohoo!
41. Left -- Should I go right (35)?
42. (See 9)
43. (See 10)
44. 24 -- Only the second (28) most awesomest show (48) EVER! Woohoo!
45. (See 50)
46. Latke -- The best form of potatoes (4)
47. Movie -- You can see it on the big screen (3)!
48. Show -- You can see it on TV (3)!
49. Heroes -- 1: A super dude! 2: Only the most awesomest show (48) EVER! Woohoo!
50. (See 24)
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