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Adopt A Guard Octopus

Hey! Maybe it's time to adopt a sea creature that actually does something!   Look! The Guard Octopus actually pokes stuff with his spear!     ADOPT ONE TODAY!   Name of Octopus: Owner: What will s/he be guarding: Age:     Anyone to adopt will get 300 NPBs to help them get their new Octo-family up and running.     Adopt as many as you wish.

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Doctor Norik

A . D . R . O .

Anti Dalek Recruitment Office.   Yes, this is where you can sign up for my Anti-Dalek army. As you may know, Destroyer O' Dalek has declared war on me. So, if you support The Lost Prophecy, please help.   NOTE: 500 NPBs to all recruits!

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Doctor Norik

On The Subject Of Dalek

This just in, Destroyer O' Dalek is not a nice person.   Take that, Dalek.           NOTE: To all who think that I'm starting a war against Dalek, they are wrong. This entry is simply a joke. No hard feelings, Dalek. NOTE: This can be a war if Dalek really wants to make it one.

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Doctor Norik

A New Challenge

It would seem my last game was not enough. That changes now.   Follow the clues. Where's Waldo in my Blog?         You have unlimited time to post the answer, if you can find the final question.

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Doctor Norik

Contest

Okay, answer this question within the next 90 minutes. I will then post a new question, answer that one within 80, then the next within 70, 60, 50, 40, etc.   The one for 90 minutes is worth 10 NP bucks. THe one for 80 is worth 20, 70/30, 60/40, 50/50, 40/60, etc.   QUESTION 1, for 10 NP bucks. Answer within 90 minutes:   What weighs more? THe amount of trees cut down for money in one year, or the amount of trains that pass through Grand Central Station in one month?

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Doctor Norik

A Dusty Star

Title: Stardust Rating: PG Summary: Star crashes, guy goes to find it. So does an old witch, a bunch of princes, and some other people. NP's review: 8.3/10 -- Not bad, it's got a Chinchilla.

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Doctor Norik

Ripping Off Dalek

That's right! I have now created the official Bank of NP.     Content Blocks can be bought with Norik money. You gain Norik money by winning contests. Here is the first contest.   A quotes competition.     "I ___ dead people." [The Sixth Sense[/i]   "The name's ____. James ____." [Dr. No[/i]   "I've got a feeling we're not in ______ anymore." [The Wizard of Oz[/i]   "May the _____ be with you." Star Wars   "I'll be ____." Terminator   "One _______ I shot an ________ in my _______. How

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Doctor Norik

The Answer To The Riddle

Apparentry, the third riddle in the previous entry is quite difficult, although some of it has been solved.   3. There was a thunderstorm that had just ended. Two wet men wearing jackets run up to the police, and start screaming about a dead body in a house. The police arrive at the house, only to find that the only opning is the through the chimney. The burst through the wall, and water pours out, as well as a dead body. The house was flooded. The police find 52 Bicycles on a table surrounded

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Doctor Norik

Riddles

Whoever may answer the following riddles wins a content block!   1. What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the evening? Why?   2. In the desert, there was found a naked body, a heap of clothes, several bags of sand, 3 straws of different sizes, and an enormous trail wich begins and ends abrubtly. What happened?   3. There was a thunderstorm that had just ended. Two wet men wearing jackets run up to the police, and start screaming about a dead body in a house. The police

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Doctor Norik

Randomness

This is a random entry. It has no real place in the world. Please treat it with the same love and respect that you would any of my blog entries.                             Also, I went on a date last night. Huzzah.

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Doctor Norik

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Doctor Norik

Join The Chinchilla Rights Club!

Yup- now Destroyer O' Dalek has created BZP's first official Chinchilla Rights Group. Every member gets to add to the list of Chinchilla rights, as well as a part of a Chinchilla! Every time you get someone new to join, you get another Chinchilla part!   When you a member to join, just PM DO'D or me and we'll give you your next Chinchilla part! Huzzah!   Anyone who wants in, please take your Chinchilla ear:

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Doctor Norik

Chinchillas Are People Too!

This entry is devoted to Chinchilla rights!   Chinchillas should:   1. Have the right to vote. 2. To hold Funerals. 3. Eat at Restraunts. 4. Get hired. 5. Have weddings. 6. Own property. 7. Have fair trials. 8. Have notification if their homes are to be bulldozed. 9. Run for office (governor, mayor, pres, etc.). 10. Have the right to choose between public educations or home education. 11. Be recognized in school texbooks and otherwise as official citizens of the U.S or otherwise. 12

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Doctor Norik

Little Itchy Bugs

Oh, %@^&. I have lice. Or I did, but I might still.....   Dang. There's only one thing to do at a time like this.   *gives lice to Spitty*

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Doctor Norik

I'm Baaack

I just got home from camp. This is one of the first things I'm doing.   Hi, BZP.

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Doctor Norik

Comicon Days 2-3-4

Day 2   Well, I saw that mysterious new movie about a monster in New York. There are no current plotlines, or titles, only the cryptic production codname: "CLOVERFIELD".   I also saw the first ever preview for Iron Man, that was cool. Also a never before seen clip of Hot Rod and Beowulf. Also Stardust.     LOST! THE BIG THINGY!   No spoilers. Just the name of Station 6, The Orchid.   Day 3   Met the guys who write "Cyanide and Happiness". So dang funny.   Saw Lucasarts and Robot Chicken.

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Doctor Norik

Comicon: Day One

We arrived at ComiCon at around 4:30. Lucky for us that we got a hotel 3 blocks away. We stood in line for roughly 20 minutes to recieve our pre-paid badges, which let us get into Preview Night. Then, at 6, the doors to the Exibit Hall, and a huge mass of people poured through. I made my way straight to the LEGO area. Remember that giant Hakann they had shown in a LEGO mag/comic? It ws there. So was every 2007 Bionicle, and a bunch of TVs showing Bionicle stuff. Also, Greg Farshtey was there.

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Doctor Norik

Comicon

Let's talk about the week, shall we?   SUNDAY: Flew down from Boston to LA to visit a friend, and I watched a Simpsons marathon on the plane. MONDAY: Hung out, played Age of Mythology. TUESDAY: Hung out, plyed Age of Mythology. WEDNESDAY: Drove down to San-Diego, slept the whole trip, arrived for ComiCon.   And now..... OMG IM AT COMICON THIS IS SO FREAKIN COOL!

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Doctor Norik

759

From page 1 to 759, it took less than 24 hours to read, as it is now 10:49. The book was brilliant, but I'll get into all of that later. What I need toi start with is what I couldn't say last night- the festivities, the wait, the one gratifying moment when I lifted Book 7 into the air, and proudly declared "I OWN HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS".   Chapter One ~6:30 -- 8:00~   It was all planned. It had been for well over three months. The trip to Boston was to hold many wonderful exper

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Doctor Norik

A Harry Potter Related Entry

Just got back from getting Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows... Can't talk now, must read.... Will post pics tomorrow..... Can only speak in sentence fragmets.....       MAJOR SPOILER!     The first word is "the".

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Doctor Norik

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