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Chinchillas Are People Too!


Doctor Norik

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This entry is devoted to Chinchilla rights!

 

Chinchillas should:

 

1. Have the right to vote.

2. To hold Funerals.

3. Eat at Restraunts.

4. Get hired.

5. Have weddings.

6. Own property.

7. Have fair trials.

8. Have notification if their homes are to be bulldozed.

9. Run for office (governor, mayor, pres, etc.).

10. Have the right to choose between public educations or home education.

11. Be recognized in school texbooks and otherwise as official citizens of the U.S or otherwise.

12. Have the ability to be promoted above minimum wage.

 

Add your own rights! FIGHT FOR THE LITTLE FUZZY THINGS!

 

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*Chinchilla Rights Club Created By Destroyer O' Dalek*

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We have 8 new rights!

 

13. Have the ability to buy, sell, and trade.

14. Have their language become an official, learnable language.

15. Be able to drive (cars, trucks, buses, etc.).

16. Be allowed to establish their own policical party.

17. The right to enjoy public beaches.

18. Ability to have Social Security numbers.

19. The right to have Credit Cards (Master Card, Visa, etc.).

20. The right to a bank account (U.S. Bank, Bank of America, etc.).

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