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Fruit War

I have joined the Fruit War, and let these words be heard:   Dare ye join my faction?   ...It's got cookies. Fruit Cookies.       For those of you wondering, I have a name for my faction.   FRUIT JEDI.     Place this in your signature.     [img=http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Blog/Fruit/fruitjedibanner.jpg]   And this as your avatar:     http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Blog/Fruit/fruitjediavatar.jpg   May the Fruit be with you.

Doctor Norik

Doctor Norik

More Madness

(Number) upon a (noun), the (adjective) (noun) of (place) decided that (former US president) looked like a (noun). So then the (same former US president) felt like (verb)ing for (time frame). So then all of the (nouns), including (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name)

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Doctor Norik

So Much To Say

Today is my last day as a Premier Member. It will be renewed tomorrow, but it feels ominous to say that "Today is my last day as a Premier Member." Yeah.   Today is my last day as a Premier Member.   I also returned from Maine today.   I also need to speak urgently of The Master's return in Doctor Who.   I also need to issue a new Mad Libs.   I also need to check my PMs.   I also need to check Klinkerpoop, Heroes 2.0, and the Bionicle Captions Contest.   But I'll waste some more time inst

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42

I swear- that number is following me!   First I read it on a sign, then in a book I'm reading (no, not the page number), then I notice that it's part of my dog's tag number, then it's our room number in the hotel we're staying in. Seriously, it's really weird.   Also, you know that horror movie coming out soon called "1408"?   1+4=5 5x8=40 1+0=10 10|5=2 40+2=42   Of course, it takes a rambling lunatic to think of that.

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Goodbye

In less than an hour, I'll be going to Maine. Away from this place of which that I am sitting here now, Maine is not. Yeah.   I won't really be able to ubdate my Blog, and my Premier Membership expires next week, so I guess you won't really get any new entries. And so, I say, please donate (by posting here) to the "Keep The Lost Prophecy Found" foundation.   'Till next time, -NP-

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Philosophical Questions Revisited

I thought that it was time for more . They're quite random today.   - Is up down?   - Can computers be emo?   - Is the universe expanding?   - If so, why?   - If why, how?   - If how, who?   - Doctor Who?   - Doctor What?   - Doctor How?   - How is Doctor Who?   - Are Daleks real?   - Is Matt Groening a robot?   - Is Matt Groening an Alien?   - Alien probe?   - Alien Robot?   - Space Pirate?   - And now, perhaps the greatest question of them all: SHOULD I RENEW MY PREMIER MEMBER

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Wish Me Luck

Well, I'm off to my French exam in 10 minutes. I really hope that I don't fail miserably.     *ulp*

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Doctor Norik

Quizzy!

I think I did well on my math exam.... Can't be too sure, but you know how that is.   Anywhatnot, it's time for a new "Monthly" Quiz! Remember: The winner gets a Special Custom Content Block desogned to their specifications!   Let's do this!   ~Part I~ Complete the Doctor's Quote...   1. "A big ball of wibbley-wobbley timey-wimey ____."   a] Goop b] Daleks c] Stuff d] Whatnot   2. "Do have anyone named _____ on your staff?"   a] Charlie b] Rose c] Sally Sparrow d] Alonso   3. "I'm

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Oceans Up

Title: Knocked Up Rated: PG13 - R Summary: Uh, not on BZPower. NP's Review: 4.1 = Pretty funny, I must say.   Title: Ocean's 13 Rated: PG13 Summary: Revenge leads to trouble leads to gambling leads to a heist. NP's Review: 4.3 = Better than 12, but can't beat 11.

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Finally!

Yay! I've finally started my PBZPA! I haven't scanned any yet, but I so far have drawn:   E -- Exo (Currently Ars Moriendi)   D -- Dracula (Formally Raka)   I -- InnerRayg   T -- Turakii #1 LavaSurfer   Y -- Yisrolik (my best friend who's about to become a member).   Huzzah!

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Doctor Norik

Two Whole Months?

Two months ago, I posted my 2-year Avohkii Artwork. Now, after an absence from the hand-drawn artwork categorie, I give you:   FIRE: A Self-Portrait.

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No Wai Dok

Some of you may have read this. Let me tell you: IT IS A LIE. I totally own the real Mac Vs. PC topics. Dokuma lied. He lied to you all.   GET THE DOKTOR!

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I Have Returned!

My trip to New-Hampshire has ended! I am now back to BZPower.... Huzzah....   But, of course, I bring photos!   So, sometime during the trip over, we spied an enormous waterfall. "Silver Cascade", it was called.   The waterfall.   Part of the "calm" area.   I almost lost a shoe.   Ooh... Ominous....   Lookng down...   I did not blur my face, it's just naturally blurry.   Even more ominous.   ...And a moose.

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So Long!

Hahaha! The next time you hear from me, I'll be in New Hampshire! Mwahaha! Of course, my position doesn't really change the fact that I'm going to update my blog. Looks like a wasted another entry.

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Doctor Norik

Writers' Blog

At school, one may find it slightly difficult to think of what to blog about. I really don't know what to talk about at all! How am I supposed to blog if I can't think? It doesn't make sense! That's it- I'm not even gonna add a blog entry for today.   Good day to you.

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Doctor Norik

Macs 'r' Great

Recent statistics show that PCs are being creamed by Macs. Take that Bill Gates!             ~~

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Television Slogans

I'm typing from school!   As you know, the current TV season has either ended, or is about to begin. Exept for Doctor Who. It's still going. Well, viewership has dropped by 65% in the 2006 seasons of most TV shows. In a related matter, I made up that statistic. Anyway, we need to raise the viewerwhip for many awesome shows. To aid in the battle, I have created "Television Slogans", a new way to ensure that you watch the greatest shows on Television.   Futurama- Deciphered from Crop Circles.  

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Doctor Norik

Nicknames

I don't know why I'm blogging* about this.... I guess it just came up today, and, well..... Yeah.   [Accent=Brittish]"GET ON WITH IT!"[/Accent]   Fine!   My dog's name is Zeus, but over the months we've developed all sorts of crazy nicknames for him...   -Zeus. -Deus. -Doos. -Dussle. -Zussle. -Zoos. -Russle. -Russ. -Doody. -Wittle Puppy. -Poopy Puppy. -Zeusy. -Deusy. -The Zeusinator. -Duss. -Russ. -The Doosinator. And the list goes on....     *Yup. It's a verb now.

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Doctor Norik

Mac > Pc

I have joined the fight against Windows.   *Smashes bedroom window with rock*   I'm also against PCs.             ~~

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Doctor Norik

A Quiz?

I have prepared a short quiz. The one to answer each question correctly shall win a special costom content block type thing.   Just remember: I'm the one driving the bus on this one.   Go!   NP's Impossible Quiz:   - Circle the correct answer.   1. He who controls the world controls _______. a] The World b] The Universe c] Greg Farshtey d] Exo   2. Math Question: 19-17=? a] 19 b] 12 c] -3 d] 42   3. Obi-Wan was killed by who? a] Darth Vader b] Anakin c] His old student d] The

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Pirates The Third

Title: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Rated: PG13 Summary: ...Woah. NP's Rating: 9.5/10 = SO FREAKIN' SWEEEEEET!!!!!!!    

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Pirates (again)!

I have deleted that entry, as I have failed. We have not gone to see Pirates of the Caribbean tonight. But... We're going tomorrow after school! Yay!

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