I'm typing from school!

As you know, the current TV season has either ended, or is about to begin. Exept for Doctor Who. It's still going. Well, viewership has dropped by 65% in the 2006 seasons of most TV shows. In a related matter, I made up that statistic. Anyway, we need to raise the viewerwhip for many awesome shows. To aid in the battle, I have created "Television Slogans", a new way to ensure that you watch the greatest shows on Television.

Futurama- Deciphered from Crop Circles.

Lost- Named the most confusing show in the universe.

Heroes- Watching gives you super powers.

The Simpsons- They're all yellow.

Family Guy- Fat guy, big chicken... What's not to love?

Doctor Who- Daleks. 'Nuff said.

24- Boop, Beep, Boop, Beep...

Whose Line is it Anyway- It's already cancelled, so there are no obligations!

Scrubs- Only one season left, make it a good one!

So here's my poilcy: If you use my advice, and watch those shows, there may be problems. If for some reason you're not 100% satisfied, I hate you.