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He.... Is.... Beowulf!

WARNING! Entire plot details follow!     Gee, it's been a while since I've done a movie review. Ah, well. Here goes.   Title: Beowulf Rating: PG13 Summary: This drunk guy builds a place, and this mutant fish-demon thinks everyone's too loud, so he goes and kills everyone, and then Beowulf shows up and totally owns, and he cuts off his arm, then he goes to that thing's mom who's actually really hot, but she killed a bunch of guys and hung them from the cieling, so then Beowulf wants to kill

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Doctor Norik

The Word Of The Day 3

Today's word of the day is: QUANDONG Examples of use: GOOD Would you like a quandong with that? BAD That quandong's fruit contains a pit.

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Doctor Norik

The Official Presidential Poll

Okay, this is it. The OFFICIAL ONE. MB PMed me yesterday and said that is Spitty didn't post the polls, I could. So here they are.   THE POLLS ARE OVER. WILL BE CONTINUED IN SPITTY'S BLOG.   Please vote for one of the following:   --------   Spitty/Norris: ||||| Norik/Norik: ||||| Dalek/Dalek: | Aethisyl/Frankinkal: || Exo/Exo: | Adventurer/Empress Whenua: | Kabookie/Lohan: ||| Aoran: | LaughinMan/Nathan: || Goldfish/Goldfish: | Dokky/Colbert: ||| Ungatt Trunn/Chrozo: |   1. Nori

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Doctor Norik

Name Change Update Updated

$%, I forgot to change my name. I'm thinking of taking it in a new direction, something to do with 1-18-08/Cloverfield ( TRAILER ).   So... Maybe Norik's Slusho, Noriko Yoshida, Norik the Whale, CloverNorik, NorikField, 1-18-0Norik, J. J. Norik, Norik: the Statue of Liberty's Head, Monstrous Norik, Norik is People (which I really like), Norik: Rob's Main Dude, and The Monster isn't Norik.   What say thee?

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Doctor Norik

The Mistaken Word Of The Day

I'm really, really sorry to bring you such terrible news, but Sunday's Word of the Day wasn't Quark. It was Lunchbox. I messed up. I'm sorry. So, so sorry......     Anywho, I have been informed that today will feature the first fictional Word of the Day- Murangutan. Definition: An over-intelligent male orangutan.   Examples of use: GOOD Last week's murangutan was totally awesome! BAD The murangutan is able to complete quite difficult math problems.   Although, since the word doesn't act

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Doctor Norik

The Word Of The Day 2

Today's Word of the Day is: QUARK   Remember, the Word of the Day must be used completely out of context, and the sentence where it is used must be totally random. Example: GOOD I'll trade you ten Quarks for that DVD. BAD Quarks are the only fundamental particles that interact through all four of the fundamental forces.                     The Word of the Day, ©Norik's Prophecy/The Lost Prophecy 2007

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Doctor Norik

The Word Of The Day

Today's Word of the Day is: ECTOPLASM   Remember, the Word of the Day must be used completely out of context, and the sentence where it is used must be totally random. Example: GOOD Dude, your ectoplasm ate my sandwich. BAD That ghost is made out of an ectoplasmic substance.   Okay, that's the word of the day. Now you need to know: the Word of the Day ends at 6:00 PM Eastern time, where it is replaced by tomorrow's word. I'll let you guys make it up. But on weekdays, it's made up by me, an

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Doctor Norik

Elect Me! (again)

If elected, I will give all who voted for me (and some who didn't) the answers to the universe! Remember, that's a Norik Promise*!                           *Not a real promise.

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Doctor Norik

Name Change Update

So I think I'm changing my name to Norik's Albatross. What say thee?   Also, I got sick from Halloween. Puked yesterday. Stayed home today. Will post pic of costume. Eventualy.

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Doctor Norik

Birdie Cannibalism

Walking past my school's football field today, I couldn't help but notice all of the hungry seagulls pecking for garbage (which shouldn't be there*). So I took out some extra chicken from my lunch and tossed it to the birds**. They immediately swarmed the food, pecking at it until there was nothing but bones, which were then carried away by the straggler of the group***. So, in a way, I forced a small community**** of birds to eat a fellow member of their species*****. Huzzah.                  

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Doctor Norik

Elect Me

If elected, I will give all who voted for me (and some who didn't) an unending amount of toys/chocolate! Remember, that's a Norik Promise*!                           *Not a real promise.

Doctor Norik

Doctor Norik

Ripping Off Exo

New Vote NP Banners. HERE   Comes in multiple colors!   HERE   HERE   HERE   Avatar:   HERE   Non-Seizure:   HERE   VOTE NP '08

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Doctor Norik

A Name Change? Impossible!

Yeah, Exo started a fad.... I wanna start a fad, too..... So, I'll be taking suggestions for a new name. My name will be changed on November 8th, kay? Just so you know, I haven't changed my name for the entire time I've been on BZPower, so I might just back down from this at the last second, but it would be great to go through with it.   If you read that quote, and skip the rest of the entry, it sounds like I'm going to commit murder.

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Doctor Norik

The More You Know

Staplers can be very harmful. You should avoid eating them.           Hopefully, this will evolve into a fad.

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Doctor Norik

There Will Be Cake

THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE

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Doctor Norik

This Was A Triumph

Hole Mahi- Portal's an awesome game. I beat it at The Darkness of Gallifrey's house. He got the Orange Box, and I'm really jealous right now..... Anywho, at the end of Portal, GLaDOS (evil robot chick) sings a song written by Jonathan Coulton. It's stuck in my head, so I'm just gonna post it here.   WARNING! THIS SONG CONTAINS SPOILERS ABOUT THE ENDING OF PORTAL! DO NOT READ THIS SONG IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO SPOIL PORTAL FOR YOURSELF!   (Sing in the tune of GLaDOS's evil robot voice)   GLaDOS:

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Doctor Norik

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