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Birdie Cannibalism


Doctor Norik

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Walking past my school's football field today, I couldn't help but notice all of the hungry seagulls pecking for garbage (which shouldn't be there*). So I took out some extra chicken from my lunch and tossed it to the birds**. They immediately swarmed the food, pecking at it until there was nothing but bones, which were then carried away by the straggler of the group***. So, in a way, I forced a small community**** of birds to eat a fellow member of their species*****. Huzzah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I care about the environment, really!

** I also care about feeding the underpriveleged.

*** I make sure everyone has their share!

**** I pay attention to the world's demographics!

***** I can clasify certain birds! Yay! i R smRt lol!

^ All VERY good reasons to Vote Norik '08! ^

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Chickens aren't members of the seagull family!

Just as humans aren't members of the cow family.

Humans and cows are mammals so when we eat each other its not cannibalism.

Just as birds aren't cannibals when they eat other species of birds...

 

Just ruining your cannibalism! :P

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Chickens aren't members of the seagull family!

Just as humans aren't members of the cow family.

Humans and cows are mammals so when we eat each other its not cannibalism.

Just as birds aren't cannibals when they eat other species of birds...

 

Just ruining your cannibalism! :P

Are you implying that if a person disappears, it means the cows are having a BBQ? :???:

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