Dancing Space Potatoes? Not really. That title was just made interesting so that you'd click the link.

Ain't I diabolical?

Anyway, in Geography today, we worked on some of the dangers of earthquakes, and what to do if they occur. That's whay I thought that I might share some of my wisdom with you.

And so, without further stalling for time, Norik's Prophecy Proudley Presents:

(P.O.P.'N. W.A.I. is sponsored by the Daleks)

Step 1: Make sure you always care the following with you:

a ) A ladder.

b ) A stepladder.

c ) Make sure it's one of those fold-out ones.

d ) A barrel of Monkeys.

e ) A barrel of food for the barrel of Monkeys. Those guys can eat!

f ) A flyswatter.

g ) A map of North Dakota.

h ) A microphone.

i ) Food.

j ) Junk food.

k ) Preferably burgers.

l ) And gum.

Step II: Now that you have assembled your bag of objects, you should know where you are.

Are there-

- Trees?

- Mountains?

- Some more trees?

- Dancing Space Potatoes?

- A truck stop?

- A pond?

- A monkey?

- A big "X" that marks the spot?

- Ur mom! Lol!11!!!!11!

Step Three: Good work! You have (probably) succesfuly done all those things that I just said. Now it's time to avoid floods volcanic eruptions earthquakes!

- Step over the small cracks in the earth.

- Avoid hungry, hungry hippos.

- Find your way to the highest point.

- I really mean it about the hippos.

- DON'T DIE.

- Leave bread crumbs behind you so to know where you've been.

- Seriously, watch out for the hippos.

- What are you doing reading this? Run, run, RUN!