What is physical humor, exactly?
When someone grabs your neck and throws you to the sidewalk, is that physical humor? That hapened to me.
It wasn't funny.
I don't get what the big deal is with physical humor.
For several weeks now, a classmate of mine has said several odd things. One of them is: "Oh, Darnicles!"
What the heck's a darnicle? A barnicle that sais "darn"?
Please help me out.
As some of you may know, I am sueing Vezon the Piraka for the following:
I am representing myself, LaughinMan is the judge. By 7:30 tomorrow night, I expect Vezon to have a lawyer. That is when this case will continue. Until then, this is closed.
REOPENING. The trial may begin.
Hello various members of BZPower.
This Blog has been compromised by the government of the United States of America.
Also, the government is in no way affiliated with Norik's Prophecy.
This Blog Entry has been edited by Mr. Bush: Apr 16 2007, 03:39 PM
OMG! I WAS IN THE STORE THE OTHER DAY, AND I SAW A BUNCH OF NEW MATORAN! THEY WERE CALLED:
THE PHAYEEKEH MATORAN!!!!! I COULDN'T BUY ANY, BUT I DREW A PICTURE OF ALL OF THEM TO POST HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AREN'T THEY TOTALLY AWESOME!?!?! I GOT THEIR NAMES OVER HERE:
GREEN: LAMAKAMA
RED: ROOOOODIE
BLUE: OKTRY
BLACK: BOB
WHITE: MR. FREEZE
BROWN: THE BROWN ONE
ISN'T THIS UNBELIEVABLE!!?!
Today, a friend bet me a dollar that I wouldn't be able to recite the "Intergalactic Proton Powered Electric Tentacle Advertising Droid" skit from Family Guy the other night.
He lost a dollar.
In addition to giving advice, I am now offering services as a lawyer. Blog trouble? Tell me or Dalek about it and hire one of us as lawyers. Then take it to ~Laughin'Man~'s court to put the guilty... person.... thing.... behind Dalek's bars.
I'm open for business.
Now, as some of you may now, hi ppl is sueing me for the following:
I am representing myself and presenting my case. By 3:48 tomorrow afternoon, I expect hi ppl to have a lawyer. That is when this case will continue. Until then, this is closed.
REOPENED. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
Sick today, and yesterday. Dang.
Anyway, this is a little game I like to call "One-Up". Inspired by the "Penelope" SNL skits. The point of the game is to one-up everything the previous poster said.
Example:
Me: "I just bought a dog!"
Other: "I just bought two dogs."
Me: "My dog can talk."
Other: "Both of my dogs can speak French."
Me: "My kid can speak French."
Other: "My kid spoke French when he was born."
Person: "My kid spoke six languages while still in the whome."
Get it?
Recently, I mentioned starting an advice thingy for my blog. You can PM me and ask advice for certain matters.
"But Norik," you say, "isn't this a total rip off of what Dalek is doing?"
The answer? OF COURSE (NOT)! You ask Dalek for counselling! You ask me for advice! Of course, counselling is basically "advice", but they have different names, so he can't sue me.
I hope.
If you need advice, just end me a PM within a problem, and I'll try my best to help you. Keep in mind that there will
