Now, after Exo's Llama Awards, and Dalek's Dalek Awards, I am here to indroduce.....
NORIK AWARDS!
"yay"
Basically, like Llama and Dalek Awards, you get Norik Awards for doing stuff with your Blog!
"yay"
Anywho, they come in a bunch of different colors.... And stuff.....
RED -- For Having a Blog
ORANGE -- For Having a Blog with over 500 Comments
YELLOW -- For Having 5 Llama Awards
LIME -- For Posting over 200 Blog Entries
BLUE -- For Your Blog to have a
I went to see I Am Legend with my parents (mistake). They got freaked out and left early. And, you know, I couldn't stay behind by myself, so they dragged me along too. Well, the first 48 minutes were great.
Rose, Sarah-Jane, Mickey, Martha, Susan.... it would seem that wherever the Doctor is, his companion is there alongside him. But not me. At least, not yet. I am now having auditions for my TARDIS companion. Anyone who wants in must fill in this form:
Name:
Why you should be the new companion:
Knowledge of Doctor Who:
5-Expert
4-Knows a bit
3-That's the one with the blue box, right?
2-Doctor What?
1-Doctor Walrus?
0-... Something about a cake?
Love of Daleks:
Favorite Doctor:
Favori
It would seem my last game was not enough. That changes now.
Follow the clues. Where's Waldo in my Blog?
You have unlimited time to post the answer, if you can find the final question.
If we evolved from monkeys, why haven't monkeys evolved into us?
Is there actually intelligent life in the universe?
When an animal dies, should we give it a funeral?
Could we evolve into fish if global warming envelopes the planet?
Can ameobas feel love?
Can potatoes feel pain?
If "Whose Line is it Anyway" hadn't been canceled, would the world be a better place?
I think I did well on my math exam.... Can't be too sure, but you know how that is.
Anywhatnot, it's time for a new "Monthly" Quiz! Remember: The winner gets a Special Custom Content Block desogned to their specifications!
Let's do this!
~Part I~
Complete the Doctor's Quote...
1. "A big ball of wibbley-wobbley timey-wimey ____."
a] Goop
b] Daleks
c] Stuff
d] Whatnot
2. "Do have anyone named _____ on your staff?"
a] Charlie
b] Rose
c] Sally Sparrow
d] Alonso
3. "I'm
Hey! Maybe it's time to adopt a sea creature that actually does something!
Look! The Guard Octopus actually pokes stuff with his spear!
ADOPT ONE TODAY!
Name of Octopus:
Owner:
What will s/he be guarding:
Age:
Anyone to adopt will get 300 NPBs to help them get their new Octo-family up and running.
Adopt as many as you wish.
At school, one may find it slightly difficult to think of what to blog about. I really don't know what to talk about at all! How am I supposed to blog if I can't think? It doesn't make sense! That's it- I'm not even gonna add a blog entry for today.
Good day to you.
Despite the fact that it has not yet been a month since my last quiz, they're just too much fun to make.
That's right- a new quiz. This one introduces my new addition to the quizes: THEMES. Yup. Each new quiz will have a specific theme, and each question will have something to do with that theme. Of course, as usual, it's all multiple choice.
This theme is: TV Shows.
~Part I~
Reality Shows
1. In American Inventor, what do those creepy blue dolls say?
a] "You are okay"
b] "We all
Previously on What Could Quite Possibly Be The Strangest Dream I Have Ever Had...
After a huge flop movie, four family members discover a dead dæmon in their neighborhood. As the couple Peter and Lucy return home for a comfortable evening of fear, a strange man comes to the door asking for sugar. After he leaves, Yars, Peter's dæmon, makes a shocking discovery: the man had no dæmon.....
~PART TWO~
"You can't be serious, Yars. Everyone has a dæmon. Without one, you'd be dead. It's just i
Why are we here?
Where did we come from?
Where are we going?
Where are the mole-people?
How big is space?
Why does a cow say "moo"?
Why am I asking these questions?
Why do I expect you to know the answers?
If a tree falls in the forest, and it gets sucked into a Vortex and spat out 3.677,000,000 miles away, does it hit someone in the head?
Why are Daleks so cool?
Why are ducks so cool?
What day is the first day of the last day of the first to last week of the month of which I think is
In addition to giving advice, I am now offering services as a lawyer. Blog trouble? Tell me or Dalek about it and hire one of us as lawyers. Then take it to ~Laughin'Man~'s court to put the guilty... person.... thing.... behind Dalek's bars.
I'm open for business.
Okay, I've officialy changed my name to Doctor Norik. So, in the honor of the Doctor, I present this totally awesome quote:
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.... timey-wimey.... stuff."
Yeah, I know that that quote is in my profile and my sig, but hey. It's a good quote.
-The Doctor
Hello various members of BZPower.
This Blog has been compromised by the government of the United States of America.
Also, the government is in no way affiliated with Norik's Prophecy.
This Blog Entry has been edited by Mr. Bush: Apr 16 2007, 03:39 PM
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Yup- now Destroyer O' Dalek has created BZP's first official Chinchilla Rights Group. Every member gets to add to the list of Chinchilla rights, as well as a part of a Chinchilla! Every time you get someone new to join, you get another Chinchilla part!
When you a member to join, just PM DO'D or me and we'll give you your next Chinchilla part! Huzzah!
Anyone who wants in, please take your Chinchilla ear:
