This... weekend. How's it goin' for me, you want to know?
I'VE BEEN ABANDONED!
OH, I am not going to address that now. Instead, let me tell you how my day began yesterday.
Zoom! Beagle runs by me in a blur.
Zoom! (number two) Son runs by me in a blur.
I noted, as this happened, that my dog refrained from comment as he passed wildly by me, but my son had the courtesy to at least take a moment to yell out, "He's got my boxers!"
And off went our canine rascal, clutching tightly
