First person? Boring. Third person? Cliché. You think they're pretty good, but you should think of a much better way of thinking. SECOND PERSON. You'll see. You'll love it. It's so easy to do. You try it now, and you'll never talk in first or third person again. No, this is a good idea, shut up, you. BZP will have a gallery soon, you think. You think that sounds interesting. Oh, and you should check this out. You're seeing the benefits of it already. You don't know what they are, but you can see