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A Few Things I Don't Like About Myself

1. I can lift about twice my own weight but because I don't get half the sleep I should I'm really, really short and scrawny looking. 2. My impulsiveness mixed with self-destructive tendency can get me in to some less then pleasant situations. 3. I get bored at night and when I get bored I start to think and when I think I get a really alienated feeling. 4. I'm short. 5. I have a high metabolism so I look like a stick. 6. I think the FBI is out to get me. 7. I think the FBI is on it'

A Decade In Reviwe

2000; Pretty awesome. All the boy bands are breaking up, the internet gains popularity, and the rams win a super bowl. 2001; Feels bad man. Mostly due to all the paranoia 9/11 caused, it was like living in 1984. 2002; ...? did anything happen in 2002? 2003; Decent year. First Bionicle movie comes out, but Homeland Security and the shuttle accident also happened... 2004; Meh. Reagen died and bionicle had great sets this year but the story sucked. 2005; Feels bad man. Hunter S Thompson killed

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

1,2,3,4

One, two, three, four; Seven men will die no more.   Five, six, seven, eight; The rest will burn in hate.   Nine, ten, eleven, twelve ; Then the world will start a-new             CONTINUE

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

0_o

Somehow I ripped my ear lobe part way from my head.         I just noticed 0_o

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

>.<

It's so hot here!       it's 93 degrees now and three weeks ago we were having snow!      

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

##### It!

I still can't sleep!       there's this retard dog next door that won't stop barking!       I think I'm going to kill it.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Red, White And Blue...

Russia France Norway Iceland GB Netherlands Slovenia Slovakia Luxembourg Czech Republic Australia New Zealand Thailand Puerto Rico Cuba Samoa Panama Laos North Korea Chile Cambodia Nepal USA ... Most. Boring. Color. Combination. Ever.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Inauguration News From A Marylander

Unless you've found away to isolate yourself from all forms of news including the internet you should already now the Inauguration is next week and if you’re planning on going then there’s something you should know about Maryland…     THERES ONLY ONE HIGHWAY OUT.   Really I’m not kidding all the other highways go in a circle, all the roads ether go to a highway, (and it is going to almost always be one of the useless ones), or the hit dead end somewhere in the middle of nowhere (I really mea

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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