Unless you've found away to isolate yourself from all forms of news including the internet you should already now the Inauguration is next week and if you’re planning on going then there’s something you should know about Maryland…

THERES ONLY ONE HIGHWAY OUT.

Really I’m not kidding all the other highways go in a circle, all the roads ether go to a highway, (and it is going to almost always be one of the useless ones), or the hit dead end somewhere in the middle of nowhere (I really mean nowhere the people that live there “don’t believe in no street lights.”

Also for some reason they want you to walk across a two mile bridge that just happens to be FALLING APART in what with wind chill will fell like -10 degree weather.

Oh and if you’re lucky enough to have 30 bucks on hand for a subway ticket then be ready to meet some real nuts, I mean there’s this one guy there that thinks he’s the ruler of the world and we, his loyal subjects, put him down there to “keep him safe from the moon-men.”

So just think about that, you’re really going to be much happier watching it on TV with a bag of chips.

I also live in within 40 miles of D.C. so I can say whatever I want to about how stupid this thing is getting.

(if you don’t know a normal two-way subway ticket is ten bucks.)