Prepare for one of the longest and most random entries you'll ever see in DudeNuva's Object.

Okay, let's start out with a quote:

"He spent 9 years in a labor camp in Ti... Tibe... Tibequador!"--Timmy Turner

Now then, to my ramblings.

Okay, so I was in math class today. It was my last class. And through the whole day, I'd been hiccuping like mad. I was doing fine with them, actually.

Me and my friend had wandered onto the topic of Canadian bacon. We're not sure how we got there, but were pretty sure it had to do with the bottle of Canadian water we mauled. Anyhow, we were paying no attention to class. And I was in the middle of saying "bacon" when I had this huge hiccup. Every single person in the room looked at my friend. He pointed at me, but I pointed back.

Then for five minutes afterwards, we were laughing really hard, and I had laughed so long that I had actually lost my hiccups!

So, DN's wise words of wisdom: if you have really bad hiccups, starting talking about Canadian bacon. They'll stop after a megahiccup and a few minutes of laughing.

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What this has to do with anything, I do not know.

Next; I'm planning on restarting CKH's sequel, which as yet is being called "Crazy Metru Happenings", though that could change easily. I wrote a prequel to the sequel (which really happens during the original) called The Ride of the Ponies, without competition one of the most random stories I've written.

And that's it. I'll leave you with another quote:

"Those people are trying to kill us-"

"I know, Dad!"

"Well, this is a new experience for me!"

"It happens to me all the time..."--Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

~DudeNuva~