I had a happy birthday filled with three cups of coffee, three cups of Coke, some breakfast for lunch, some dinner for dinner, some long car rides along some long roads, a nerf duel with my cousin (my pistol vs. his machine gun) and some low phone battery. Grr.

Anyway, I came up with a joke for you.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Kopeke."

"Kopeke who?"

"..."

"CURSE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!"