A young hero stands in his pod. It just so happens that today, the thirtieth of January, is his thirteenth construction anniversary. Although he was built thirteen years ago, it is only today that he will receive identification.

What will this hero's alias be?

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IRRITATING MUSICIAN

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JIMI STRINGER

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Your name is JIMI STRINGER. As stated above it is the ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR CONSTRUCTION. You posess a variety of INTERESTS, not the least of which is PLAYING SWEET TUNES. You also enjoy COMPLETELY AWFUL FILMS. You like COLLECTING GREATEST HITS ALBUMS, although you don't have very many. You enjoy PHOTOGRAPHY, and even have your own PICTURE DEVELOPEMENT STATION, You also take pleasure in playing GAMES from time to time.

What will you do?

And so it begins: FactoryStuck, AKA Xae being DERP.

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