What is with Captain Crunch, anyways?

XD all cereal commercials are rather stupid.

I mean, Honey Nut Cheerios, with Buzz the Honeybee? What the heck is a mummy doing inside a beehive? Where did that come from?

And the one where the mother drops her baby over the side of "Honey Falls" or something, along with a box of Cheerios, and Buzz is like, "I'll save him lol!" and then he's like "Aaaaah oh no! I'm falling!" and then, wait for it, the absolute WORST ever line: "Wait! I'm a bee, and bees fly!" NO REALLY? And then he rescues the baby and the box of Cheerios of course, and the mother is like "My baby!" and Buzz is like, "AND our Cheerios!" because as everyone knows saving a box of cereal is just as important as saving a freakin' baby.

WHAT!?

And Chip the Wolf... didn't he use to be some short fat guy who's like "You can have cookies for breakfast!" but now he's a total ripoff of the Trix Rabbit, I mean, ONE was enough!

Advertisers... *sigh*

XD, Lyg. And also:

Honey Nut Bee: *gasp* That mummy is sucking up all our honey!

^Why does he know that?

Honey Nut Bee: I only have one shot at this! *shoots honey*

^Why does he only have one shot? And if he can shoot honey, then why does it matter so much?

Yeah! I don't get cereal mascots. Except for Tony the Tiger. He makes perfect sense.

Exo, you're crazy.

...

What, has everyone known that for a while? O_o

But yeah, seriously, all those cereal commercials are stupid.

Maybe the kids don't think cereal is healthy for rabbits.

I totally agree. That Lucky Charms guy should put a mine in the cereal...and when the kids try to eat it, he can blow them up. Seriously, I pity these mascots....robber kids all around......stealing their stuff...I mean, they aren't even one of the bad guys.C'mon, can't you just let a poor rabbit have his Trix? *sigh*

As annoying as those cereal commercials are, they're nothing compared to the chef boyardee comercial with the kids chaseing the wizard of Oz tin man around a nieghborhood becouse he has a raviolli can for a torso.

I mean, when he gets trapped in the caffetieria full of kids, if that were to go on for just a few seconds more, we would get to see a bunch of kids holding him down and tearing open his chest for some raviolli!

Ever see the back of those cereal boxes? They all seem to have the same lousy puzzles, riddles, and other stuff. It's like, generic or something.

Plaigerism=Epic Fail

-Hammer Time-

Those kids in the Trix commercials are so selfish and have no capacity in their brains for common sense.

And cereal is a complete breakfast! Let's look at the nutrition facts for Honey Nut Cheerios:

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/Ulti...t/pop_nutri.jpg

Wow! 14 vitamins and minerals, 2 grams of fiber, 9% of the daily value of potassium, and more! Geez!

~Light~

In Soviet Russia, cereal eat you!

The part of a `complete breakfast is to keep overprotective mothers from being all like "THATS NOT HEALTHY" but with he part of a wgole breakfast theing the ceraal companies can be like "YOU GOTSA EAT HEALTHY STUFF TOO"

Plaigerism=Epic Fail

 

-Hammer Time-

If you hadn't spelled plagiarism wrong, I'd've thought you were Kynfluxia.

Ever seen the Robot Chicken spoof?

Yeah!

Wats contraband?

It's gunn eetchoo.

Okay, I've fixed it so I have no contraband mentioned.

And this isn't mine, as signified by the quotes. But I had to share it. And I agree with it.

So you steal your comedy?! =O

Okay, I've fixed it so I have no contraband mentioned.

 

And this isn't mine, as signified by the quotes. But I had to share it. And I agree with it.

EXO'S MATERIAL ISN'T ORIGINAL!

EVERYTHING I EVER BELIEVED IS A LIE!

And then he rescues the baby and the box of Cheerios of course, and the mother is like "My baby!" and Buzz is like, "AND our Cheerios!" because as everyone knows saving a box of cereal is just as important as saving a freakin' baby.

Cheerios taste better.

And then he rescues the baby and the box of Cheerios of course, and the mother is like "My baby!" and Buzz is like, "AND our Cheerios!" because as everyone knows saving a box of cereal is just as important as saving a freakin' baby.

Cheerios taste better.

You've obviously never eaten a baby bee before.

This one isn't. This is actually the first stolen material on my blog.

That'll be a trivia question later, you might want to write that down.

omg ur right

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wait.

EXO IZ RITE?!

apockalips

cereal commerceal riters r cra-z bc tey hav noe life

tony The tiger iz toopid he always go

"IT'S GR-R-R-EAT!"

since wen does tiger go grr?

tey usually just eat ur face off.

i guess tehh rabbit noe kill kiddz cuz tehn The poliz cum tak The trix and go:

"Silly Criminal, Trix are for Police who don't have donuts!"

And about The lucky charms commerceal--

y does tahr be a forest of questions?

wat is with cereal growing in a mine? iz it even cereal tehn? i bet it iz rock lawl

tahr after meh lucky charms!

- turns kiz intoes marsh mellos -