Well, for those of you who care, I finished the 30 Hour Famine. Had fun. Ate a lot afterwards. But anywizzle.

In other news, I'm going to rant about something you've probably heard NOTHING about AT ALL in the past THREE WEEKS.

OMG ANNA NICHOLE SMITH!

First of all, let's talk news coverage. If anybody watches Fox News on a regular basis, they would know that a tiny little emblem with the face of Anna Nichole Smith resides from time to time just above the news ticker. The War in Iraq has recieved wall to wall news coverage for YEARS and it don't got no logo at the bottom of the screen. Anna Nichole Smith dies and she has he FACE embedded into the Fox News skin in a matter of days.

And what exactly is this news coverage about, anywizzle? There's a custody battle over her kid and her body. Big s woot. That happens in America all the time to woman who die that aren't celebrities. Or stoners.

And the judge last week? Do you realize he got a television show deal? The man cries over who gets custody of a body and he gets a TV show. I cry when my hair gets in my eyes and I don't have my own TV show. Then again, I don't have a Kangaroo Court either.

After reading Exo's latest rant, the entire Anna Nichole situation leads me to believe that she herself would make a great cereal mascot. She's wacky, insane, and I <think> she even has her own legion of 7-year-olds. She can't turn to moon into a marshmallow, though.

I wish I could turn heavenly bodies into Jello.

Did I say that out loud?

Oh, whatever. I'll regain my sanity sooner or later. Probably later.