My Halloween tradition as of a few years ago is to watch The Shining. But since I don't actually have a copy of the movie I'll probably just sit in my room and study. No pranks, no parties. There will probably be candy, though.

I got one of those masks with the giant eyebrows, glasses, giant nose and mustache

And one of those hats that make it look like you have an axe in your head

So I'm gonna do that

Dunno if I'm gonna trick or treat, or just hand out candy, though

I seem kinda' old for trick or treating

Groucho Marx glasses.

I desperately need a hat that has an axe stuck in it... Can I axe you where you got it?

(hyuk hyuk)