Dude, sir, um, those are, like, really bad, seriously, they are, I mean, they have that, like, funny sense to them, but they're still, like, not so funny.

^Yayz, I win the award for most commas used in a sentence!

SZ

No, -SZ-, you like, didn't, like, win an award, because, like, I got you beat by, like, somewhere around, maybe, three or four, or like, only one comma, yeah.

-SZ-'s comma score: 14

Traku's comma score: 15

-QPCT

You know, the people who make light bulb puns are actually far brighter than they appear.

*Dodges tomatoes and runs for her life.*

Turakii

Like, I don't think, like, using, like, so many, like, comas, or like, the word, 'like', is, like, proper, like, umm, grammar.

That's 16.