(Oh girls, don't you see?)

When I was a little filly, and

The sun was going down

(Tell me she's not...)

The darkness and the shadows, they

Would always make me frown

(She is.)

I'd hide under my pillow

From what I thought I saw,

But Granny Pie said

That wasn't the way

To deal with fears at all

(Then what is?)

She said

Pinkie

You gotta stand up tall

Learn to face your fears

You'll see

That they can't hurt you

Just laugh to make them disappear

HA HA HA

(GASP)

So, giggle at the ghostly

Guffaw at the grossly

Crack up at the creepy

Whoop it up with the weepy

Chortle at the kooky

Snortle at the spooky

And tell that big dumb scary face

To take a hike and leave you alone

And if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna...

(Ahahaha haha [gasp] ohoho [gasp] oh)

LAAAAAAAAAUGH!