Do what I say, not what I do

I sure don't want to be a recovering alcoholic now...

Trying to get over your drinking problem? Hmm that'll be tough. Here have a shot before you start.

"Well" -- sip -- "I think" -- sip -- "you need to start" -- sip -- "by getting rid of your beer. Here, I'll take that six-pack." Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug.

Don't have a drinking problem, don't have a drinking solution