I was disappointed when the Twins didn't pull out a hat trick on the twelfth hole, myself.

Man, and that was at the 89th minute, too. That was a perfect chance for the slam dunk, too.

GO JETS

trololololo

Let's just hope that they can keep from knocking down the wicket with their inevitable fleche, shall we?

Knowing the Twins, they'll make rimshots on goal in the first couple quarters. That'll make it harder for them to get match point.