I dedicate my new lifetime premier membership to Dimensioneer. He's a cool guy, the poker-playing admin, the man with an awe-inspiring goatee, the inconceivable force that set into motion this dominion known as BZPower. And conveniently, he also happened to be hanging around when I decided to get up and finalize my decision to buy his finest product.

On a tangent, I love his name. Ever since I was six or seven, the concept of interdimensional travel has always fascinated me, and when I was young I wanted to be a mad scientist who could create anything and go anywhere. Now I know better, but it's still a fantasy that I wish to write about and live through a fictional character. The title of the character? Dimensioneer. And that is why Jon Reddick has the most awesome username in the entire web site.

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh