*Wear monocle*

*and nothing else*

Am I doing it right?

*Wear monocle*

 

*and nothing else*

 

Am I doing it right?

Where does the awesome chain for the monocle go?

Also, when I saw the image, I loled.

~B~

Don't ask, Ballom.

I'd go for the velvet cape myself.

I'd just bring the cat

I have the top hat. I wish I had a full-length velvet cape. I have cats. I don't need a monocle. I wear bowties instead of ascots, though I wouldn't mind a cravat like George Washington's. I like fancy shoes.

I don't like wine. I like apple juice. However, I think that so long as I pour it in a wine glass and swirl before drinking, it has that same sophisticated effect.

Is it okay if I use words like "discombobulated", "ywis", "luciferous", "xanthic", "xenodochienology", "xertz", "maieutic", "malediction", "meiosis", "musard", "mutatis mutandis", "zoetic", "jentacular", and most importantly, "jecoral" (of or pertaining to the liver, which too much wine will eventually harm).

By the way, I lovelovelovelovelovelovelove that restaurant's sense of humor. Where was this?

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh