Every Time You Use An Emoticon...
...A little portion of your soul is condemned to a horrific oblivion consisting of nothing but William Hung covers of Madonna songs and Kelly Clarkson... Seriously, emoticons are disgusting. There's this thing called 'language', and people with a grip on the concept of grammar are prone to using it to express themselves. Use words to convey your feelings, not severed yellow orbs with facial features. Great poets like William Shakespeare have made use of language beautifully, and then here comes sentences filled to the brim with these little nightmares, hardly comprehensible. And yes, I disabled emoticons for this post to avoid succumbing to the travesty of smilies. People shouldn't use emoticons unless it's aiding a point they've already made, not making it for them. They're abused horribly and serve no purpose other than to give people an excuse for being bad writers. Just take a look at some of the posts using smilies around here. Not all emoticon usage is bad- a sentence like 'Or we could throw them overboard. ' is used to reinforce the concept of humor. But other uses are bad... Why can't there be legible sentences that don't abuse smilies like... Hmm, I can't come up with a usable analogy... DANG! Anyways, emoticons=tiny bits of dead soul.
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