Greetings, fellow writers! If you're reading this, chances are you've either translated it or have a working knowledge of the English language! If so, you may be eligible to join this fantastic new club for writers! So pull up a chair and burn a book, for this is...

To join the club and begin writing for our weekly challenges for prizes, prestige, and a horribly elitist attitude, all you need to do is review eighteen short stories and post a picture of yourself wearing a scarf at Starbucks! (Just kidding. Post a picture of something wearing a scarf though. Heck, maybe just the scarf itself. Best yet, a picture of a scarf wearing a scarf. That's brilliant.)

I'll be updating this club with a list of superfluous words to use in a short story every week. You get bonus points for each story of mine you review. Points can be redeemed for a banner with my name on it.

Remember, in order to receive credit for these stories you must use each word no less than five times! Have a great week!

LOL NO THIS IS A JOKE BUT YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU WANT