"Greed is good... Greed works..."

"If you think you're having a bad day, at least you didn't live in Pompeii..."

Tom Servo (Posture Pals short): Oh, its iambic pentameter all of the sudden.

"You think you're having a bad day? Be glad that BZP didn't pull some cruel prank.........Oh, wait."

"Don't zap innocent people watching a battle of Godzilla-esc porportions and steal their funyuns lest you have all the metal in your body forcefully removed."

Luckily I have no metal in my body. Jokes on you...

............What about the iron in one's blood, or the calcium in one's bones (at least I think calcium's a metal)?