Did you take bath salts?

O.o

I have been disturbed.

You've pretty much screwed yourself as a writer. You just required us all to talk in passive voice all the time.

But then... who wrote this entry?

I KNEW IT! HAHAHA!

Nice to see you having those "What if I don't exist" bouts of philosophy. Always fun. XP

From one figment of one's own imagination to another; I bid thee goodnight.

No.

You exist, I exist and pigs exist.

Therefore we are all pigs.

No.

Sharks swim. Sharks are carnivorous and without sapience. Swimmer humans also swim.

Therefore, Michael Phelps is a non-sapient carnivore.

No.

 

Sharks swim. Sharks are carnivorous and without sapience. Swimmer humans also swim.

 

Therefore, Michael Phelps is a non-sapient carnivore.

You didn't need to work that hard to figure that out.

Came here expecting a mewithoutYou tribute entry.

I am disappoint.

Joshua L. Chamberlain, on , said:

 

No.

 

Sharks swim. Sharks are carnivorous and without sapience. Swimmer humans also swim.

 

Therefore, Michael Phelps is a non-sapient carnivore.

You didn't need to work that hard to figure that out.

But of course.

I am disturbed because I projected in the past that I would continue being disturbed into the future, as my emotions do not disappear the moment I experience them.